Hoopy427
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Get back to the old days when I could drink 20 cans!
New Years Resolutions
- Thread starter 50 Shades of Green
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michael duffy
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Nah, no came up wi' anythin yet 
Hoopy427
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I'm going to try and be less controversial and follow the crowd more to make my life easier....Last year I made a resolution never to make a resolution that I had no intention or inclination to do.
I'm proud to say I achieved my goal.
So keeping it clean folks, let's hear yours.
Ha fuck that!
Bridie Bhoy
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So in a year when we have suffered a global pandemic, it is saying something that Trump still runs away with the Cunt of the Year award miles ahead of Covid-19! He really is such a horrible twat!
Hoopy427
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I'm the same weight as I was 30 years ago!
Might be worms or possibly aids, either way my jeans from 1990 still fit, result!
Well I am still the same weight I was about 10 years ago as I haven't weighed myself sinceWhy all the shocked faces? Have you bhoys put on weight in the last 30 years? Surely not!
TartanTim
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Why all the shocked faces? Have you bhoys put on weight in the last 30 years? Surely not!
Aye, its called the middle age spread, basically eating as if yer oot grafting, but yer in middle age hardest fucking thing I do is take the bins oot, home baking & anythingelse taster, heavy coffee drinker,(2 heaps of brown sugar & 100% fat milk) wae a good glug of Whisky now & again, Midget gems 2bags a day, bar of Carmel chocolate a day, pkt of burbon or custard creams,.
Thats not including meals, juice or lager/Whisky consumption. Hashead, MUNCHIES YA BAS. Sooner covid is history the better, means I can at least start walking doon tae pickup/dropping off grandweans at school, wee morning walk up the park or doon the riverside or up the lochside, miss my morning walk l, liked a good 4/5/6 miles walk before lunch, noo I'm lucky tae get 2000 steps a day.
Also one of the Mrs pals husbands snuffed it fae covid Saturday before Christmas, he was a conspiracy nut & allround W
, so he'll no be missed, so get covid tae fuck so I can get ma 10 pack back .Oan it
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JamSam67
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Naw canny stand the Barstewards and the answers naw fur every other type of Chocolate
just fir 
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JamSam67
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Take it you escaped Fi the Embassy Regal line o fag testing cats6 cans of Stella, 25 fags so far and I've just started on the whisky, my new year resolutions lasted for about 3 minutes, just like previous years
Whoopy cough 
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JamSam67
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Is it no easier to drink what’s in the cans than said cans that’s just showing up tin manGet back to the old days when I could drink 20 cans!
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Tony
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Show aff!
michael duffy
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Still no found wan,slippery buggers these resolutions!
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CelticRose
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This isn’t a new year resolution just a really bad hangover that’s says you better no dae that again 
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