Noisy Cooking - Snack & Meal Suggestions.

[kelly]

Bumbles no bad ,the chick has to make the first move..

you have no shame

 

[lennono]

Noo that's just showin aff. Stop flirting

Af got 4 addictions.......Booze, smokin, Burd Photography and sex....If I had to give up any 2.....It wid be booze and smokin.....nae bother ......The sex and burd photography wid hae tae fight each ither.....and I ken what wid won Am no flirty ......I just tell ye how it is.......

 

[kelly]

That was used on the wean's dummy tits.

aye it's a nutritional supplement which included bone marrow from cattles ribs ,,,,great stuff

 

[kelly]

Af got 4 addictions.......Booze, smokin, Burd Photography and sex....If I had to give up any 2.....It wid be booze and smokin.....nae bother ......The sex and burd photography wid hae tae fight each ither.....and I ken what wid won Am no flirty ......I just tell ye how it is.......

am sure you've coverd all the bases

 

[Tony]

you have no shame

good

 

[tictastic]

Am 65.....drink and smoke....and still walk up mountains, and sit in amongst rocks at low tide and still dinny need the wee blue pill .......

Try the grab a granny night at your local grab a granny establishment.

 

[kelly]

Try the grab a granny night at your local grab a granny establishment.

or the jumble sales

was buyin plants off a stall when the burd says ah seen you up trimmin yer tree's

you need your's done

naw

how about yer bush

and a wiz in there ,,,,some of they churchie folk are the worst


tip for soprano when he runs the net dry

 

[26+6=1]

Just noticed on an advert on the telly that uncle Ben is no longer uncle Ben and that the old guys picture has been removed from the packet so as not to upset easily upset p.c correct people .
Has the world gone even crazier

Well, it was a tad racist from a historical context. Ben will be on the packets for another while before the new packaging gets my length.

 

[Magnificent 7]

aye it's a nutritional supplement which included bone marrow from cattles ribs ,,,,great stuff

Awe FFS

 

[Magnificent 7]

or the jumble sales

was buyin plants off a stall when the burd says ah seen you up trimmin yer tree's

you need your's done

naw

how about yer bush

and a wiz in there ,,,,some of they churchie folk are the worst


tip for soprano when he runs the net dry

Your murder

 

[JamSam67]

Second week back at work and feeling good again ...still no taste and smell though ...thanks for asking mate

Did you ever have Taste TS good to hear your on the mend Lang miy yir lum reek

HH

 

[Smelltheg-love]

I canny think of a reply to that

You’ve enuf birds in your life already

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Anyway I'm about to make tonight's dinner, rib-eye steak marinated in a black garlic rub with salad and chips. SP wulnae winch me the night.

Neither will Dracula

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Am 65.....drink and smoke....and still walk up mountains, and sit in amongst rocks at low tide and still dinny need the wee blue pill .......

You ever got a soundbar or a sub woofer ?
There’s the difference

 

[lennono]

You’ve enuf birds in your life already

 

[Smelltheg-love]

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Ffs looks like the blue rinser that sits at the end of the bar in my my local
Naebodys had the courage or the required drink tae pluck her

 

[Magnificent 7]

Go for it Lennono. ..lucky bastardo

 

[The Deadner]

Fuck this thread deteriorated quick.
One minute there's a very serious discussion about the origins of pizza then all it took was lennono to put out the call and shammy dropped the togs. Can't discuss fuckin recipes now.......

 

[lennono]

Naebodys had the courage or the required drink tae pluck her

This guy was walkin hame efter bein oot shootin duck all day....He managed to shoot one, and on the way home he met this woman walkin towards him....She said to him, Can I have that duck....He said NO you canny......She said...I'll mak it worth yer while.....Aye ok then, he said.....She said.....Dae it agin, and I'll gie ye the duck back.....Aye ok then......Drapped aff at the pub on the way hame.....How did ye get on the day his pal said to him.......Brilliant....I got a fuck fur a duck, then a duck fur a fuck, and I've still got the fuckin duck....

 

[kelly]

This guy was walkin hame efter bein oot shootin duck all day....He managed to shoot one, and on the way home he met this woman walkin towards him....She said to him, Can I have that duck....He said NO you canny......She said...I'll mak it worth yer while.....Aye ok then, he said.....She said.....Dae it agin, and I'll gie ye the duck back.....Aye ok then......Drapped aff at the pub on the way hame.....How did ye get on the day his pal said to him.......Brilliant....I got a fuck fur a duck, then a duck fur a fuck, and I've still got the fuckin duck....

whit kinda duck wis it