Noisy Cooking - Snack & Meal Suggestions.

[26+6=1]

Don't know if anything like this has been done before but it could be fun and useful. Been fending for myself for decades on various and sometimes non-existent budgets so I gained a lot of experience along the way.
I'll start with an old fave - BURGER BURRITO

Ingredients - burger, Uncle Ben's Spicy Mexican Rice, Tortilla wrap and cheese.

Fry or grill the burger then microwave the rice when the burger is nearly done. Grate cheese onto the wrap and put in the microwave for 30 seconds after the rice is done. This will melt the cheese and soften the wrap. Place the burger down flat and slice in two then set the pieces side-by-side on the wrap and add rice. Tuck the two sides of the wrap, roll up and enjoy.

Cheap, tasty, filling and dead handy to make.

 

[Lubos left peg]

Don't know if anything like this has been done before but it could be fun and useful. Been fending for myself for decades on various and sometimes non-existent budgets so I gained a lot of experience along the way.
I'll start with an old fave - BURGER BURRITO

Ingredients - burger, Uncle Ben's Spicy Mexican Rice, Tortilla wrap and cheese.

Fry or grill the burger then microwave the rice when the burger is nearly done. Grate cheese onto the wrap and put in the microwave for 30 seconds after the rice is done. This will melt the cheese and soften the wrap. Place the burger down flat and slice in two then set the pieces side-by-side on the wrap and add rice. Tuck the two sides of the wrap, roll up and enjoy.

Cheap, tasty, filling and dead handy to make.

I'm going to enjoy watching where this thread ends up

 

[Millsy]

Mary Berry will be along soon - so I'm offski !

HH

 

[JamSam67]

As Gordon wid say ffs fuck me youve not got a fucking clue it’s a taste fucking hing
Jesus yir kitchens mingin fur fuck sake
Gino these cunts couldniy cookfucking
It’s fucking toastonfuckingcheesefurfucksake.
its fucking salt Salt and pepper to cuntinseasonit ya daft futhermucker

HH Mm

 

[JamSam67]

Oops love Poached egg on seeded broooooonie breed

HH

 

[JamSam67]

If it’s noisy try a Chainsaw beef burger
But watch the fingers

HH

 

[26+6=1]

I'm going to enjoy watching where this thread ends up

Could see it going to the dogs and cats before too long.

 

[John nó]

Spain making a right paella of there match so far today

 

[John nó]

The Slovakian goalkeeper must love a good goulash also

 

[26+6=1]

Spain making a right paella of there match so far today

Ever consider Sevco could be Spanish rather than Scottish because they are a paella shite.

 

[50 Shades of Green]

Awe naw no cookery jokes....

Did you hear about the chef that boiled a Hyena??.... Made himself a laughing stock...

 

[Starrynight]

Mary Berry will be along soon - so I'm offski !

HH

what's the matter with Mary Berry? Is she no a babe?

 

[Starrynight]

If it’s noisy try a Chainsaw beef burger
But watch the fingers

HH

 

[Tony]

what's the matter with Mary Berry? Is she no a babe?

Probably a babe back in the 60s mate

 

[Brimcbhoy]

Probably a babe back in the 60s mate

Even I was a baby back in the sixties,

 

[The Shamrock]

Chicken thighs in the oven with some courgette, peppers and par boiled baby potatoes then add some Chorizo and garlic.

Tune in tomorrow for some more heart burning em I mean heart warming recipes. Love to you all, Nigella. Xxx

 

[kelly]

Fresh baked loaf

cut off to big doorstep outsiders smear with kerrygold butter

,layer 2 aldis pepperchedder cheese slices followed by 3 slices peepered ham

crush bag of ready salted crisps pour on top , and sliced onions and spring onions ,,,,,if you've got lettuce give it to the rabbits

slap it all together squash it down to fit in your gub

jobs a good un

sometimes years of being a singleton were worth it

 

[26+6=1]

Ramen noodles, super or cheap supermarket alternatives. When nearly ready add fried onions and chillies, your meat of choice, garlic and pepper. Butter some bread and make noodle sambos. As a student I would live for days on 20p noodle sambos with the rare slice of ham included.

 

[26+6=1]

Sauté some chopped onions in a frying pan, add sliced chorizo and in about a minute add a tin of baked beans. Grate cheese on top and serve when melted.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Aww man, I got this Chinese lassie recommended on YouTube who eats still living sea-creatures????

I can't write 'fuck' in the comments, but this lassie can chew a living octopus to all kinds o' fuck???

Looks tasty enough though.........