When i was 17 the lassie i dated took me home to meet her parents both nice enough folk anyway they invite me in exchange pleasantries and the mum brings in the tea n biscuits ,a huge plate a mix of tunnocks ,blue ribbands ,mint n orange viscounts
So her old fella says help yersel so a did a lifted 3 ,and then when they were gone a lifted more and the chat kept going and a kept eating ,
Then i was asked to leave ,,,,ungrateful bastards
i prefer people that like their food lol. Its fkn normal.