#openupthe marching Season......you got One fuckin massive vote here! Da on, cuddling and kissing to be strictly adhered to brethren! All a board.........
I am convinced that soon we will start to hear noises from the Brown Brogues Brigade that ''Marching'' must be allowed ( Civil Rights blah , blah ...) and pressure being applied on the Scottish Government to give them the nod .
WHEN they are told to go f*ck themselves ( which many may be doing in the current lockdown ) , then expect the staunch unionist politicos to start agitating for the rights of this group of anachronistic knuckledraggers to be upheld despite the dangers from the virus ( that's the Corona-virus one not the brain-rotting one which afflicts these neanderthals ).
For a laugh , it would be great if they WERE allowed to march , but only under strict conditions :
Face coverings to be worn at all times ( that will reduce the scares that many of the unsuspecting public are confronted with when viewing the massed ranks of these ugly sods !)
Face coverings to be worn at ALL times would also apply to their flute bands !!!
This would be a service to music which will be greatly appreciated by all who have had the misfortune to be within earshot of these 'musicians'.
All marches must take place within the local area of the participants .
No ''followers'' allowed as this is not covered by the present restrictions . Some will claim that this is essential daily exercise . Fine - but NOT for a march in Glasgow when you live in Larkhall . Tough titty !
This restriction would also negate travelling from/to ' Norn' Ireland for 'walks' in other jurisdictions .
Happy twelfth to all our readers from the Dark Side !
HH