I don't mind cats as long as they don't shite on my flowers, decided next year if I find cats shiting in my flowers, I'm leaving a jobbie castle on their owners doorstep. You spend spring planting & when they bloom in summer some dirty big fucking cat comes along digs them up & leaves a Kris Boyd were the plant was. FFS
Telt ye, leave a wee patch of dug soil without plants in it nearest the cats hoose, the cat will shite there and leave your flowers alone.I don't mind cats as long as they don't shite on my flowers, decided next year if I find cats shiting in my flowers, I'm leaving a jobbie castle on their owners doorstep. You spend spring planting & when they bloom in summer some dirty big fucking car comes along digs them up & leaves a Kris Boyd were the plant was. FFS
Do you think he's away to bed yet?
What a cunt he made of that competition, then he claims the queen's deid, think he might be loosing it team! Who's phoning the hospital?
Cat humour TTI don't mind cats as long as they don't shite on my flowers, decided next year if I find cats shiting in my flowers, I'm leaving a jobbie castle on their owners doorstep. You spend spring planting & when they bloom in summer some dirty big fucking cat comes along digs them up & leaves a Kris Boyd were the plant was. FFS
A draw between two contestant's and still ballsed it up! bless his wee cotton socks!!!!!Do you think he's away to bed yet?
What a cunt he made of that competition, then he claims the queen's deid, think he might be loosing it team! Who's phoning the hospital?
You couldny make it up Mick!A draw between two contestant's and still ballsed it up! bless his wee cotton socks!!!!!
You couldny make it up Mick!
Poor Stevie, he's lying in bed all happy thinking about his Christmas decorations, raising money for charity, deid royals, and his pals are here rippin the pish oot him! We're feckin savage!Mibbe I should phone Gartnaval.
Poor Stevie, he's lying in bed all happy thinking about his Christmas decorations, raising money for charity, deid royals, and his pals are here rippin the pish oot him! We're feckin savage!
Oh aye so I did, I forgot!You started it.
Oh aye so I did, I forgot!
Stevies retribution will be fierce Hoopy!!!!!Oh aye so I did, I forgot!
Haw you!!!!!!!!Old-timers disease.
dug soil!!!!!!! woof, woof!Telt ye, leave a wee patch of dug soil without plants in it nearest the cats hoose, the cat will shite there and leave your flowers alone.
No that type of dug!dug soil!!!!!!! woof, woof!
Put our outside lights up yesterday and while I went out today, my wife put the tree upDone the Xmas bit today. Bought lots of lights to decorate the windows( stars and stuff) Missus happy. Me happy cos we are still top of the league. Money raised for good causes.
Had worse days.
Night troops and Hail Hail
Just think Mick if the queen's deid we'll have a dug as head of state, a King Charles!dug soil!!!!!!! woof, woof!