Rumour Mill. Bozo the Killer Clown

TET

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Rumours persist that Bozo has been approached asa sensational new appointment on the board at the crypt.

Bozo has never been a football man but he has lots of experience as a Zombie.

It was speculated that perhaps he might offer to buy out Dave for a quid but Mr King is holding out for more this time allegedly.

Bozo mentioned he is a big fan of colours red, white and blue and its rumoured he is a big Sevco fan.
 
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Rumours persist that Bozo has been approached asa sensational new appointment on the board at the crypt.

Bozo has never been a football man but he has lots of experience as a Zombie.

It was speculated that perhaps he might offer to buy out Dave for a quid but Mr King is holding out for more this time allegedly.

Bozo mentioned he is a big fan of colours red, white and blue and its rumoured he is a big Sevco fan.

Kind of close to a columbian strip that.
 

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Rumours persist that Bozo has been approached asa sensational new appointment on the board at the crypt.

Bozo has never been a football man but he has lots of experience as a Zombie.

It was speculated that perhaps he might offer to buy out Dave for a quid but Mr King is holding out for more this time allegedly.

Bozo mentioned he is a big fan of colours red, white and blue and its rumoured he is a big Sevco fan.

In fairness, TET, if we're going to mention Bozo, then we also have to discuss the supporting cast in the cirque de freak under the Big Flop.

There's the pink elephants who only seem to appear when the Buckie and deludamol wears off.

There's the escapologist who gets tied in legal knots before cutting himself loose back to Africa.

There's the financial tightrope walker who somehow manages to tiptoe across audits and invoices.

There's the dancing bears who are especially adept at doing the monster mash.

Don't forget the magician who can magically make money appear from thin air, and last but not least the bearded lady - Donalda Findley who regales the audience with a song.

A special mention should also be made of the human cannonball-grabber. A wee south American mutant who has a knack of inappropriate male genital mutilation.
 
In fairness, TET, if we're going to mention Bozo, then we also have to discuss the supporting cast in the cirque de freak under the Big Flop.

There's the pink elephants who only seem to appear when the Buckie and deludamol wears off.

There's the escapologist who gets tied in legal knots before cutting himself loose back to Africa.

There's the financial tightrope walker who somehow manages to tiptoe across audits and invoices.

There's the dancing bears who are especially adept at doing the monster mash.

Don't forget the magician who can magically make money appear from thin air, and last but not least the bearded lady - Donalda Findley who regales the audience with a song.

A special mention should also be made of the human cannonball-grabber. A wee south American mutant who has a knack of inappropriate male genital mutilation.
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