Sandman
Well-known member
YOU have my thanks for the encouragement and season's indulgence of my ramblings.
Psychotic rants and immature vulgarity are the essence of existence, especially when it comes
to football.
YOUR comments, always read, vindicate the madness in my prose, the idiocy in the conception
of those surreal Celtic interperative couplets.
Without YOUR input, the exercise would be pointless, so I'd like to thank YOU for your feedback
and YOUR opinions all year, much enjoyed - and take this opportunity to not only thank YOU but
have it noted that due to YOUR ongoing involvement, all this is YOUR fucking fault....
That's right - I'm abdicating responsibility for offending any cunt who takes umbrage at
anything that might unfold over the next few pages; fuck-all to do with me, I'm just a victim
of YOUR consumerism... all legal responsibility for the butthurt feelings of the permanently
offended is now YOURS. Congratulations and thanks for the get out of jail card...
So here comes an annual anal-ysis beyond the definition of sanity but definitely SANDMAN definitive.
As of this moment, all other takes are invalidated. Just to clear that up -
Extract:
The Oxford Dictionary
adjective
adjective: definitive
Psychotic rants and immature vulgarity are the essence of existence, especially when it comes
to football.
YOUR comments, always read, vindicate the madness in my prose, the idiocy in the conception
of those surreal Celtic interperative couplets.
Without YOUR input, the exercise would be pointless, so I'd like to thank YOU for your feedback
and YOUR opinions all year, much enjoyed - and take this opportunity to not only thank YOU but
have it noted that due to YOUR ongoing involvement, all this is YOUR fucking fault....
That's right - I'm abdicating responsibility for offending any cunt who takes umbrage at
anything that might unfold over the next few pages; fuck-all to do with me, I'm just a victim
of YOUR consumerism... all legal responsibility for the butthurt feelings of the permanently
offended is now YOURS. Congratulations and thanks for the get out of jail card...
So here comes an annual anal-ysis beyond the definition of sanity but definitely SANDMAN definitive.
As of this moment, all other takes are invalidated. Just to clear that up -
Extract:
The Oxford Dictionary
adjective
adjective: definitive
- 1.
(of a conclusion or agreement) done or reached decisively and with authority.
"a definitive decision". Something definitive is fucking complete and final. - A definitive example is the perfect. fucking. example. ref: Sandman Ratings.
Now...
Slàinte 
