The Celtic Masters of Disaster, Bombscare XI

[Miktim]

Honourable mention

Jorge Cadettes cousin (Amaral?)
Pierce O'Leary
Olivier Kapo

 

[Andy H]

Muggleton

W.McStay ,Sheidt , Baillie, Michael Gray

Martin Hayes, Fernando de orneleas, effron juarez

Bangura, Biggins, kazim Richards

I'd always have willie falconer in there but otherwise I can't see how that can be improved - or made worse I guess

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

I'd always have willie falconer in there but otherwise I can't see how that can be improved - or made worse I guess

Cascarino up front?

 

[lcafiero]

Never like the threads that denigrate guys who have pulled on the hoops, granted some maybe shouldn't have but they were given an opportunity and tried so I've tried to always look for the good in them.

50 makes a good point here, and personally speaking I don't speak ill of those who wear the Hoops while they're with the club. But once they move on, they're fair game.

That said, Oliver Burke. JFC. Look up "bombscare" in the dictionary, and his picture is there next to the definition.

He always reminded me of this golf joke I once heard, but mostly forgot (hence this truncated version), yet the premise is that a gorilla is able to drive a ball, like, 400 yards. On the first tee, the gorilla hits the ball 400 yards and the ball lands on the green next to the hole. The gorilla and the rest of the golfers reach the green, and the gorilla lines up the putt and proceeds to drive the ball another 400 yards. That was Oliver Burke - blinding speed, but couldn't do anything with it.