If Kylie Minogue married the lead singer from the mighty wah, she'd be Kylie Wylie!!Went to bed in ma kylie minogue, t shirt woke up thinking “I should be so lucky”
If Kylie Minogue married the lead singer from the mighty wah, she'd be Kylie Wylie!!Went to bed in ma kylie minogue, t shirt woke up thinking “I should be so lucky”
If he's a judge, I'm sure some on here, will have met him ;-)You’ve not met him he’s a judge though
HH
Sorry I forgot mental at the endIf he's a judge, I'm sure some on here, will have met him ;-)
HH
Wasn't that a song by the Gumsy Budgies ?I went ti sleepin a tee shirt that said
If at first you don’t suck seed
Woke up chas’ed and dave’d
HH
Belated happy birthday STG. I hope your wee lasses spoil you rotten for your big day.in real life, i'll wake up wearing the new Celtic top with the lettering on the back,
Worlds No
1
daddy
Love Sarah & Tammy
the weans wanted to get me a Celtic top for my birthday today/yesterday
apparently the letters cost more than the top
and i really canni leave the house wearing it
of fuck i said it, thanks BB for noticing what i didn't despite typing it.Belated happy birthday STG. I hope your wee lasses spoil you rotten for your big day.
Ha ha. Bairns are brilliant. I was even older when we had our wee lass - there are a lot of great things about being an older parent, but not having so much energy is a drawback.of fuck i said it, thanks BB for noticing what i didn't despite typing it.
45 years old, level 5's for the front 9 (golf term), just hope i get level 5's for the back 9..
(mind you i'm heavily insured against inflicting aother 11 days of national mourning if i check out before 75, if i die at 76 i'll be asking for VAR)
happiest thing today was both weans amazingly agreed and chose a chinese buffet in paisley for dinner. I don't drive so cost more to get there and back than the meal
buffets throw up odd things
wean no 1 covered chicken nuggets, chicken balls and chips in the chocolate fountain and loved it
wean no 2 had spring rolls, sausages and sushi dipped in vanilla ice cream
yet when daddy ate a mussel in black bean sauce they both screamed yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuccccchhhh
weans mean living the frank mcgarvey way of life..........
fuck knows what comes next and fuck trying to stop it or make sense of it it either
my youngest insisted on her mum getting me a Celtic lighter, when told Daddy stopped smoking a week ago, she of 5 years old insisted, 'we'll i can help him find things to set on fire'