The old match thread (hijacked) Now just another Brown thread

[Smelltheg-love]

Read what I said shit for brains. You googled occupied six counties. You are a fake wee prick who I would take great pleasure in kicking the fuck out of. Infact my ten year old would kick the fuck out of ye because you are nothin but a wee shitebag hidin behind a fake name. Edendork my hole. Why don't ye tell us the one about where ye were when Celtic stopped the huns doin the 10.... everyone knows where they were that day and of course you distinctly remember, because you were with a girl that day. Of course ye were, she was your fuckin babysitter rubbin Vaseline into your wee nappy rashed arse .....

i take it your still mixed up about the tyrone fellas loyalties dead guy

 

[Hoopy427]

i canni take the phrase square sausage, its fucking wrong

When I moved to England at first I went to a snack bar in Essex and asked the bird for 2 rolls in square sausage.
"You wat love?"
I assumed it was just the usual language barrier so slowly repeated - 2 rolls in square sausage!
"You mean a sausage bap love??"
Aye whatever just fucking feed me, never been so disappointed, big floury bap with shitey links in it.
Went for 6 months without a square sausage, until I had the bright idea of getting my maw to post me them! Once a month I'd get a shoe box delivered with square sausage, haggis, black pudding!

 

[The Deadner]

i take it your still mixed up about the tyrone fellas loyalties dead guy

Your question doesn't make sense. He's not from Tyrone, therefore he can't be called a "Tyrone fella". And last time i checked I was still alive.

 

[Spherical Planet]

i canni take the phrase square sausage, its fucking wrong

It's lorne.......why would anyone ask for square?

 

[boab1916]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1335200292078542851

 

[michael duffy]

It's lorne.......why would anyone ask for square?

That's whit 'posh' folks say SP!

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

It's lorne.......why would anyone ask for square?

Exactly SP. It's been a few days now since you last got tore in about the Weedgies. It is definitely a Lorne sausage!

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

That's whit 'posh' folks say SP!

Bloody hell. I'm posh. Do I need to stick my pinkie out when I knock back the booze?

 

[Spherical Planet]

Exactly SP. It's been a few days now since you last got tore in about the Weedgies. It is definitely a Lorne sausage!

Uncultured that lot, BB........fightin ootside pubs and calling a' cunt cunts an a'thin?

Uncouth, BB, uncouth

 

[Andy H]

That's whit 'posh' folks say SP!

In greenock it's called "slice". I don't know where the slice/square sausage border is though

 

[The Shamrock]

It's lorne.......why would anyone ask for square?

Lorne is stuff that's pink even after you've cooked it. Real square sausage is good stuff from the butcher. Which reminds me that I've none of my favourite left because the best square is from a butcher in Troon.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Lorne is stuff that's pink even after you've cooked it. Real square sausage is good stuff from the butcher. Which reminds me that I've none of my favourite left because the best square is from a butcher in Troon.

That's steak tartare you're thinkin aboot, Shammy.

Good lorne fae Angus coos puts the gristle in your gums

 

[Hoopy427]

It's lorne.......why would anyone ask for square?

Cos they're square?

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

So do you guys get White Puddings or Mealie Puddings? I can't remember seeing them in the chippers in Glasgow.

 

[Hoopy427]

In greenock it's called "slice". I don't know where the slice/square sausage border is though

I thought slice was a Fife, Dundee thing!

 

[Hoopy427]

So do you guys get White Puddings or Mealie Puddings? I can't remember seeing them in the chippers in Glasgow.

Aye we called them fruit puddings?

 

[The Deadner]

Yous Scots are twisted hooers. Fuckin square sausages. I had to google that and they're fuckin square burgers.
I'd still fuckin eat them though!

 

[The Shamrock]

So do you guys get White Puddings or Mealie Puddings? I can't remember seeing them in the chippers in Glasgow.

Nope. I only ever had a white pudding supper when I was in Banchory for a long weekend. Come to think of it, I had more that one white pudding that weekend.

 

[Spherical Planet]

I thought slice was a Fife, Dundee thing!

Fifers just eat meat aff the carcass, hoopy. Dundonians just eat kebabs and jam

 

[The Shamrock]

Yous Scots are twisted hooers. Fuckin square sausages. I had to google that and they're fuckin square burgers.
I'd still fuckin eat them though!

It's so not a burger Deadner. It has even more shit in it than that.