The old match thread (hijacked) Now just another Brown thread

[Hoopy427]

Yous Scots are twisted hooers. Fuckin square sausages. I had to google that and they're fuckin square burgers.
I'd still fuckin eat them though!

Totally different to a burger, how do I describe them.....
They're square!

 

[Spherical Planet]

Nope. I only ever had a white pudding when I was in Banchory for a long weekend. Come to think of it, I had more that one white pudding that weekend.

Want to see my mealie cock, Shammy?

That wee doo flies like the wind

So do you guys get White Puddings or Mealie Puddings? I can't remember seeing them in the chippers in Glasgow.

Definitely a mealie puddin, BB, but I don't think they eat it south of Tayport.

 

[Hoopy427]

Nope. I only ever had a white pudding supper when I was in Banchory for a long weekend. Come to think of it, I had more that one white pudding that weekend.

Red card! Filth!

 

[The Shamrock]

Red card! Filth!

Behave, it's after the watershed and Tony isnae here!

 

[The Shamrock]

My time here is over for the evening. Goodnight good tims.

 

[Spherical Planet]

My time here is over for the evening. Goodnight good tims.

Yeah, I'm gubbed too.......two down, one to go.

Night Shammy

 

[Hoopy427]

My time here is over for the evening. Goodnight good tims.

Nite Shammy. Dont have nightmares about a wee hard cunt on a bicycle, hes been sent to his bed!

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Aye we called them fruit puddings?

Nope - fruit puddings are completely different. White/mealie puddings are oatmeal, onions and suet - so being Scottish we obviously dip them in batter and deep fry them to make them even healthier!

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Nite Shammy. Dont have nightmares about a wee hard cunt on a bicycle, hes been sent to his bed!

I reckon he has a tandem. Guess who is behind him with his nose 3 inches from his sweaty crack!!!

 

[Hoopy427]

Nope - fruit puddings are completely different. White/mealie puddings are oatmeal, onions and suet - so being Scottish we obviously dip them in batter and deep fry them to make them even healthier!

That sounds shite mate, I'll have two!

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

That sounds shite mate, I'll have two!

They are brilliant. And are phenomenal at soaking up alcohol if you are out on an all day sesh (assuming you are not a jessie and are ignoring the "eating is cheating" rule). You need to be like Shammy and get a couple of white puddings into you - I think that is actually on the welcome sign as you drive into Banchory!

 

[Hoopy427]

They are brilliant. And are phenomenal at soaking up alcohol if you are out on an sll day sesh (assuming you are not a jessie and are ignoring the "eating is cheating" rule). You need to be like Shammy and get a couple of white puddings into you - I think that is actually on the welcome sign as you drive into Banchory!

I actually hardly drink at all mate.

Sorry that's a fucking lie, my names Hoopy and I'm an alcoholic.

Feel better now, let's have another!

 

[Smelltheg-love]

When I moved to England at first I went to a snack bar in Essex and asked the bird for 2 rolls in square sausage.
"You wat love?"
I assumed it was just the usual language barrier so slowly repeated - 2 rolls in square sausage!
"You mean a sausage bap love??"
Aye whatever just fucking feed me, never been so disappointed, big floury bap with shitey links in it.
Went for 6 months without a square sausage, until I had the bright idea of getting my maw to post me them! Once a month I'd get a shoe box delivered with square sausage, haggis, black pudding!

i mind being in glasgow and the lassies like, slice .... WTF

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Your question doesn't make sense. He's not from Tyrone, therefore he can't be called a "Tyrone fella". And last time i checked I was still alive.

its not the first time i've been nonsensical,
like talking to a dead guy

 

[Smelltheg-love]

It's lorne.......why would anyone ask for square?

ffs the dick donnelly of the celtic support pipes up

 

[Smelltheg-love]

I actually hardly drink at all mate.

Sorry that's a fucking lie, my names Hoopy and I'm an alcoholic.

Feel better now, let's have another!

only another 11 steps

 

[michael duffy]

Bloody hell. I'm posh. Do I need to stick my pinkie out when I knock back the booze?

Aye!

 

[Spherical Planet]

ffs the dick donnelly of the celtic support pipes up

Here..........less of the Donnelly.

 

[michael duffy]

So do you guys get White Puddings or Mealie Puddings? I can't remember seeing them in the chippers in Glasgow.

Nah,black puddin' BB or, as us Weedgies of a certain vintage call it a 'darkies walloper'!

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Here..........less of the Donnelly.

ok says you in a drear drenched dull despicable dundonian dullset drone