The old match thread (hijacked) Now just another Brown thread

[Bridie Bhoy]

Totally off topic, I mean totally off topic went up to my ancestral home Elgin in September (after I'd threatened to cut my neighbours head off with a chainsaw) for my wife's birthday and we seen dolphins in the moray Firth, fucking fantastic!

We are often up near Elgin and go to see the dolphins. They are brilliant but quite brutal as they torture & kill porpoises.

We once swam in the ocean with wild dolphins off Zanzibar - that was amazing as the youngsters came right up to you and the mothers tried to get in between you and them.

 

[Docco]

its wee ian noo

Ano..what's that all about..he'll always be big to me .....

 

[michael duffy]

All in all it's just another brick in the wall mate!

"Hey foodies,leave square slice alone"!

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

"Hey foodies,leave square slice alone"!

Its Lorne, FFS!

 

[Hoopy427]

Any word from Big Ian?? Has Wanyama slashed him yet??

Vics been sent to bed early for being a wee cunt, grounded for a week, no allowed oot on his bike. But big Ian is waiting for the wee bastard!

 

[DILLIGAF]

Weirdos man

Was thinking the same thing
Out in the colonies there was a Scottish butcher's and he would make sliced sausage and freeze it in 2-3 foot lengths
It was mjurder trying to hack bits off it for yer tea, because once it thawed out you had to eath the whole thing
I got my mates hooked on slice though
Funny how different pl;aces call grub different names

 

[DILLIGAF]

Why is life so complicated??

It's a plot by the flat earthers, to confuse us normal people

 

[Hoopy427]

We are often up near Elgin and go to see the dolphins. They are brilliant but quite brutal as they torture & kill porpoises.

Aye put a downer on it for me pal, now I feel like I was watching Hitler getting up to Hitler shit, not watching dolphins getting up to happy dolphin shit!

 

[Docco]

Am off to try and sleep...just totally buzzing for the game man! The excitement is keeping me awake

 

[DILLIGAF]

Slice is an Ayrshire thing...Greenock has been annexed

Aye well, it wisnae by they Ayr Utd fannies
Remember they got on a train and as they waited to leave Greenock Cartsdyke station, heading for Glasgow Central, then down the coast to Ayr, the windows, magically, exploded inwards
Annexed eh

 

[michael duffy]

Its Lorne, FFS!

Naw it's no!

 

[DILLIGAF]

Any word from Big Ian?? Has Wanyama slashed him yet??

Nah, not until fans are allowed back into games, then there's a queue for being slashed by Nuggetbaws
Think they'll install a ticket system and you wait your turn to be assaulted by the hardest kid on the interweb thingy
HH

 

[Hoopy427]

"Hey foodies,leave square slice alone"!

Roger??

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Aye put a downer on it for me pal, now I feel like I was watching Hitler getting up to Hitler shit, not watching dolphins getting up to happy dolphin shit!

Oh but I'm sure the dolphins you saw were just happily playing instead of committing genocide on a smaller species.

 

[DILLIGAF]

Vics been sent to bed early for being a wee cunt, grounded for a week, no allowed oot on his bike. But big Ian is waiting for the wee bastard!

Think maybe Ian shagged wee Wanyama's mammy, that could be why the animosity coming from Mr 'I'm harder than you, of the internet'

 

[Hoopy427]

Bastards left my stella in the freezer too long popsicled the fucker!

 

[Hoopy427]

Oh but I'm sure the dolphins you saw were just happily playing instead of committing genocide on a smaller species.

They did look happy!

 

[michael duffy]

Oh but I'm sure the dolphins you saw were just happily playing instead of committing genocide on a smaller species.

Dolphins are mental bastaarts,some ae things they say are jist...........jist wrang!

 

[michael duffy]

Bastards left my stella in the freezer too long popsicled the fucker!

Nae feckin luck,jist cracked a fresh chilled wan!

 

[Hoopy427]

They did look happy!

But nazis probably looked happy too before 1945, ah fuck nazi dolphins! The highlight of my year and you've fucked it bridie, god damn nazi dolphins !