THIS GOES BEYOND DELUSION!!!!!!!!!

[The Shamrock]

wiz Slippy screaming into a pretend TV camera?

They were pretending he wasn't a Fenian for the day.

 

[Ray]

Actually the real Beaton turned up for it, he wiz like a wee hun in a packed goat pen so he wiz!

Just him running about the Ibrox pitch on his lonesome blowing his whistle and pointing for 90mins! Awarding imaginary penalties to the imaginary orcs and dishing out imaginary yellow/red cards to imaginary Celtic players! He was having the time of his life apparently!

Boyd and Bomber agreed it was the best the Sevvies have played all season, an outstanding imaginary performance! Only thing Boyd was disappointed with was his imaginary tray of pies......said the daft imaginary lassie behind the counter put imaginary tomato sauce all over them and he disnae like tomato sauce

They aw went to the ‘crown’ bar bellshill fur a swally,still there watching it oan the telly,!!!!!!hh

 

[The Shamrock]

They aw went to the ‘crown’ bar bellshill fur a swally,still there watching it oan the telly,!!!!!!hh

Paying with their Monopoly money

 

[The Shamrock]

Governments really do take care in the community too seriously these days.

 

[50 Shades of Green]

You could if you tried really really hard almost believe that version, right up until they said Morelos scored, then you know its a pile of pish..



Stupid Stupid zombie zoomers

 

[50 Shades of Green]

I wonder if the real super dooper uber Celtic fans attended.

 

[The Shamrock]

I wonder if the real super dooper uber Celtic fans attended.

Only TRUE fans could get a ticket.

 

[Shadow2]

Imaginary Stevie G going mental on the touchline there at the studs-up challenge from the imaginary Scott Brown on the imaginary Morelos, straight red says Beaton!

 

[The Galway shawl]

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Imaginary Stevie G going mental on the touchline at the studs-up challenge from the imaginary Scott Brown on the imaginary Morelos, straight red says Beaton!

Does that "win" lift them above hertz, Kilmarnock and Hamilton?

 

[Ray]

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Imaginary Stevie G going mental on the touchline at the studs-up challenge from the imaginary Scott Brown on the imaginary Morelos, straight red says Beaton!

Is that the imaginary ‘Beaton ‘ hh

 

[Croppybhoy]

Can he get on a boax on catch up

 

[POD]

Don't despair fellow Celts it still doesn't beat the 7-1, Hampden in the sun game.

 

[Millsy]

I notice that even in an imaginary game More-or-less didn't score a game winning goal against Celtic - he could only manage one in the last minute ! Hee ! Hee !

HH

 

[Shadow2]

Is that the imaginary ‘Beaton ‘ hh

Nope as I pointed out in my earlier post the REAL Beaton turned up to officiate the imaginary match

 

[Shadow2]

Does that "win" lift them above hertz, Kilmarnock and Hamilton?

Only in the imaginary SPFL league table TGS

 

[MickyMcMick]

They’ve been awarded 3 points for every goal so they’ve stopped the 9 it was one of those next tae score is the winner games even when one team is 21 goals up

 

[DILLIGAF]

Gers Fan Loses the Plot With Fictitious Glasgow Derby Commentary

We have often suspected the club across the city live on a different plane of reality, however, today, we have conclusive proof the moonbeams they’ve been exposed to have utterly melted their brain.

www.celticnewsnow.com

NOPE, Nothing to see here

 

[DILLIGAF]

They’ve been awarded 3 points for every goal so they’ve stopped the 9 it was one of those next tae score is the winner games even when one team is 21 goals up

And don't forget the points they get for corners

 

[MickyMcMick]

Their corners were enough to win them the Europa league and they now occupy the no1 coefficient spot they are by default next season’s champions league winners as well

 

[The Galway shawl]

Their corners were enough to win them the Europa league and they now occupy the no1 coefficient spot they are by default next season’s champions league winners as well

Better get the cobwebs out the trophy room then, ye will need shades when on a tour.