We can all use a laugh

[Imatim]

There's a couple sitting watching t.v. and he has the remote of course and keeps flipping channels, porn, golf, porn, golf, porn, golf and she said for fuck's sake leave it on porn, you already know how to play golf.

........................

So did he listen tae you Shammy?...

 

[Winter]

20 minutes into the ross county sevco game and sevco haven't been awarded a penalty yet ?????

 

[dungloe67]

Oh they’ll get one. Brother Beaton is the ref.

 

[The Shamrock]

........................

So did he listen tae you Shammy?...

None of them did!!!

 

[DILLIGAF]

Chewing the fat
Scottish employment office:

 

[boab1916]

 

[DILLIGAF]

Well, that's disturbing...just saying
And Hallmark is off my Christmas card list, this year

 

[lennono]

 

[50 Shades of Green]

https://imgur.com/a/UIMbL3l

Keep your PS5's, this should be the number selling toy this Christmas.


O wait its just a camera.

 

[Smelltheg-love]

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Danny Bhoy's alternative Welcome To Scotland tourist information film.

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

 

[DILLIGAF]

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"Been there, done that..."

 

[DILLIGAF]

 

[michael duffy]

Yaayyy the penny's finally droppin on the engerlish, brexit is a clusterphuq!!!!!!!

 

[michael duffy]

We cannae get a deal-it's aw the EU's fault! bojo and his rich prick pals, never wanted a deal in the first place! too much money to be made

Calls for inquiry into claims Johnson backers benefit from no-deal Brexit

Cabinet secretary urged to look into conflict of interest fears raised by Philip Hammond and Rachel Johnson

www.theguardian.com

 

[michael duffy]

Let us eat fish! it's oor fish!

 

[CelticRose]

Are the fish static? Who owns the fish when’s they’re on the move lol? Nae drink taken just a sobering thought MD

 

[Digger]

Never mind Lobos Elf,my Celtic Ginomy has been missing for a few week now,he disappears on a regular base,s,whenever the grandson visits or the wife takes it into her head to move it to some obscure place so far he's been round the garden the washing basket and even behind the telly,so far my search has been in vain,the wife says he has gone to help Father Christmas,and won't be back to the new year until then the search goes on,HELP

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

For those who get over-excited at Christmas time, ITV2 are showing a great kids movie. I made this up last year for our own Festive-loving poster, King Artur, but he is sadly no longer on the Noise (*cough*). Ho ho ho!