bhoy4life
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Great for taking selfies tho..For some reason his laptop keeps slipping off his lap tonight
We can all use a laugh
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Richie745
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Ange's INTELLIGENCE RIDDLE.
Slippy meets Ange and says, "Your team is hitting goals for fun in Scotland and Europe how did you create such an awesome team?
Ange replied, "by signing intelligent players."
Slippy is confused. āhow do I know if a player is intelligent he asks?"
Ange replies, āYou just ask them the intelligence riddle, Iāll show you how.
Ange phones Joe Hart. "Joe please join me and Slippy in my officeā
Joe walks into the office. "Yes, boss?"
Ange says. "Answer me this riddle Joe.
Your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Joe answers, "Well that would have to be me bossā
"Yes! Very good," said Ange.
"Thanks Ange, Iāll try that" says Slippy and heads back to the Govan Shithole, he asks to see James Tavernier.
"James, answer this riddle, Your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
"Thatās a hard one, let me get back to you on that" says Jamesā.
James then goes to his Rangers teammates and asks each the riddle, but none can give him an answer. Later in the day he luckily bumps into CalMacā
"Hey Callum answer this riddle for me? Your mother and your father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?
Callum says, "Thatās me!"
James rushes back to Slippy's office, āI have the answer to the riddle boss. It's CalMac fae the Selick."
Slippy grabs James Tavernier by the throat and yells, āYou are an absolute fool James Tavernierā and screams, āDonāt you know itās Joe Hartā.
Slippy meets Ange and says, "Your team is hitting goals for fun in Scotland and Europe how did you create such an awesome team?
Ange replied, "by signing intelligent players."
Slippy is confused. āhow do I know if a player is intelligent he asks?"
Ange replies, āYou just ask them the intelligence riddle, Iāll show you how.
Ange phones Joe Hart. "Joe please join me and Slippy in my officeā
Joe walks into the office. "Yes, boss?"
Ange says. "Answer me this riddle Joe.
Your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Joe answers, "Well that would have to be me bossā
"Yes! Very good," said Ange.
"Thanks Ange, Iāll try that" says Slippy and heads back to the Govan Shithole, he asks to see James Tavernier.
"James, answer this riddle, Your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
"Thatās a hard one, let me get back to you on that" says Jamesā.
James then goes to his Rangers teammates and asks each the riddle, but none can give him an answer. Later in the day he luckily bumps into CalMacā
"Hey Callum answer this riddle for me? Your mother and your father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?
Callum says, "Thatās me!"
James rushes back to Slippy's office, āI have the answer to the riddle boss. It's CalMac fae the Selick."
Slippy grabs James Tavernier by the throat and yells, āYou are an absolute fool James Tavernierā and screams, āDonāt you know itās Joe Hartā.
bhoy4life
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Your favourite club snowed under with debt?
The manager your adore walking away?
Not getting the 50m compo you deserve?
Have you been steadily upping your dose of Deludamol to maintain illusions of grandeur and a superiority complex even in the face of facts to the exact opposite?
FUKITOLā¦for when life just sucks..try today, die tomorrow.
The Shamrock
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Smelltheg-love
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Prob be all that time you spend lurking on swallow swallow
Hoopy427
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I only took up that hobby 2 days ago! It's actually quite good fun, the fuckers are in meltdown!
Richie745
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I only took up that hobby 2 days ago! It's actually quite good fun, the fuckers are in meltdown!
It's certainly one of the most interesting reads on the net.
Tried it there for the first time but I swear I didnāt inhale
Glasbhoy81
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Best laugh I've had in a while
www.dailyrecord.co.uk
Steven Gerrard could move for the likes of Aribo, Kent and Patterson
Itās bad enough the manager has left the club but Gerrard emptying the squad would be too much for some supporters.
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Smelltheg-love
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I tried it last nightTried it there for the first time but I swear I didnāt inhale
Only way to describe it
Imatim
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Best laugh I've had in a while
Steven Gerrard could move for the likes of Aribo, Kent and Patterson
Itās bad enough the manager has left the club but Gerrard emptying the squad would be too much for some supporters.
Oh look!
Another link to a Hun rag.....click the link if you button up the back...
The Shamrock
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green sprig
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Daily Record presents Steven Gerrard with his Ā£89m Ibrox shopping list!
The Daily Record has priced up some Ibrox stars at Ā£89m for Steven Gerrard to take to Aston Villa.
videocelts.com
The fantasy daily ranger taking the piss out of the gullibles,
Jackson obviously has nothing better to do..
HH
DILLIGAF
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Problem is, 10 million is a minor sum for EPL clubs, and if they need money to float deadco, what better way than to offload their superstars at way above their value it's happened in the past, a phone call is made and they rise from their crypt once again or is that just me being a paranoid TIM
