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Wee true story , I've got a pal who after an accident in the early 70s and became a paraplegic. We'll call him Russell as thats what his maw called him .
Still being a Young man Russell asked the doctor about his sex life , the doctor says they can give him a suction pump to get an erection so decides to give it a go when he gets home , puts the vacuum pump on and pumps away , when it comes to releasing the pressure the valve is broken and his dick is turning purple, panicking he drags himself across the floor and puts the offending item against the door jam and starts slamming the door until it breaks (He's glad his mum was at the bingo) by this time his dick looks like a 🍆 and he eventually has to phone an ambulance 🚑 and is rushed to the hospital (just as well its pre mobile phones ) and is kept in for a couple of days with his dick wrapped in ice to take the swelling down , sadly Russell (Nobby) passed a few years ago but always loved telling this story.
 
Marky1956 said:
Wee true story , I've got a pal who after an accident in the early 70s and became a paraplegic. We'll call him Russell as thats what his maw called him .
Still being a Young man Russell asked the doctor about his sex life , the doctor says they can give him a suction pump to get an erection so decides to give it a go when he gets home , puts the vacuum pump on and pumps away , when it comes to releasing the pressure the valve is broken and his dick is turning purple, panicking he drags himself across the floor and puts the offending item against the door jam and starts slamming the door until it breaks (He's glad his mum was at the bingo) by this time his dick looks like a 🍆 and he eventually has to phone an ambulance 🚑 and is rushed to the hospital (just as well its pre mobile phones ) and is kept in for a couple of days with his dick wrapped in ice to take the swelling down , sadly Russell (Nobby) passed a few years ago but always loved telling this story.
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😂😂shouldn’t laff...
 
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It’s frustrating, a mystery- Neil Lennon on his continuing exile from management

Neil Lennon can’t understand why he hasn’t been offered a job in management since resigning from Celtic in February 2021.
videocelts.com videocelts.com

This would definitely be laughable if it were not so serious.
He cant believe he has not been approached by a club to take over as head coach,,
he tells us blatantly that his record is as good as most,,it must be most failures he is talking about,
when he took over in February 2019 the team more or less picked itself,BR left the tools for him to be succesful,but he is still looking for a pat on the back,has he forgotten about the £12m he wasted on Ajeti,Barkas,and Bolingoli players who sit on the bench week after week and offer very little to the club,this is what Lenny calls success,is it any wonder nobody has been banging on his door..

HH
 
green sprig said:
videocelts.com

It’s frustrating, a mystery- Neil Lennon on his continuing exile from management

Neil Lennon can’t understand why he hasn’t been offered a job in management since resigning from Celtic in February 2021.
videocelts.com videocelts.com

This would definitely be laughable if it were not so serious.
He cant believe he has not been approached by a club to take over as head coach,,
he tells us blatantly that his record is as good as most,,it must be most failures he is talking about,
when he took over in February 2019 the team more or less picked itself,BR left the tools for him to be succesful,but he is still looking for a pat on the back,has he forgotten about the £12m he wasted on Ajeti,Barkas,and Bolingoli players who sit on the bench week after week and offer very little to the club,this is what Lenny calls success,is it any wonder nobody has been banging on his door..

HH
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when he took over in 2019 team was in rebellion and most of the brendon loans got back seated so it could have gone pear shaped with or without rodgers in that last few important games

his hubris and weiord analysis in his final season coupled with his bizarre blaming everybody else is main reason nobody will touch him

on top of that he comes across as depressed which may not be accurate on my part but he wasnt leading team well in his final season

his first season in 2019 was no given

neither was 9

he had periods when team was playing well but his serious lack of ability to properly self reflect suggests his medicine is either too strong or no strong enough

his signings in final season were gash too

his ability to change formation was questionablre

and covid played a part but not as much as his own weird analysis ups and downs

greatest ever team he even managed won nothing in the season he made that claim
 
bhoy4life said:
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“Never under consideration” 🤣🤣🤣
This lot have no self awareness whatsoever..I’m sure Mr Koeman will be distraught at the knockback🤣
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Great excitment earlier at Rangers when Dutch ace Raymond Van Barneveld arrived in the country.
The Dutch ace hasn't confirmed if he'll manage Rangers but the club where excited that he mentioned a treble and a double would be on the cards
 
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