DILLIGAF
Well-known member
I worked with a wee Dutch guy, loads of money but cheap as fuck
He used to come in and brag to all and sundry about his house and car, his motorhome etc, I upset him one day when I mentioned he was Dutch
"Wooden shoes, wooden head, wooden listen"
A big mate of mine, a German used to love winding him up
He bought a couple of scratch and wins and won fuck all, but I said "Let's have the tickets..."
He had one with $250,000 on it, and the other had 2 - $250,000 on it, so I cut one out, and placed it in the other one, as if it was a Winner, then photocopied the fake ticket, and put the copy with the 'winning combo' on the notice board
We told everybody except him about it, and when he showed up for his shift, he read "Congratulations to Rolf, who has just won 1/4 $Million, and is up on the 4th floor right now (where the Executive offices, were located) to let them know he won't be in for the rest of his life ;-)
The wee man went purple and spluttered..."Vot's zis !!! That's bullshit !!! (he was genuinely put out)
When Rolf walked in, he shook everybody's hand, and said "Great working with you fellows..."
The Wooden head, refused to shake his hand, was pissed off ,and walked out of the room
Fucking nugget eh ?
But we never let him forget that day
He used to come in and brag to all and sundry about his house and car, his motorhome etc, I upset him one day when I mentioned he was Dutch
"Wooden shoes, wooden head, wooden listen"
A big mate of mine, a German used to love winding him up
He bought a couple of scratch and wins and won fuck all, but I said "Let's have the tickets..."
He had one with $250,000 on it, and the other had 2 - $250,000 on it, so I cut one out, and placed it in the other one, as if it was a Winner, then photocopied the fake ticket, and put the copy with the 'winning combo' on the notice board
We told everybody except him about it, and when he showed up for his shift, he read "Congratulations to Rolf, who has just won 1/4 $Million, and is up on the 4th floor right now (where the Executive offices, were located) to let them know he won't be in for the rest of his life ;-)
The wee man went purple and spluttered..."Vot's zis !!! That's bullshit !!! (he was genuinely put out)
When Rolf walked in, he shook everybody's hand, and said "Great working with you fellows..."
The Wooden head, refused to shake his hand, was pissed off ,and walked out of the room
Fucking nugget eh ?
But we never let him forget that day
