Cairnsybhoy79
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Ano I wonder if it stinks of pish aswell maybe a scratch and sniff panel for a bit more realsim150 quid for a cardboard crumbledome, fucking realistic though it's got subsidence just like the real thing!
We can all use a laugh
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Cairnsybhoy79
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I noticed the Nike Box on the right with wee bit of blue tape on it that's gonny be Eddie hooseAno I wonder if it stinks of pish aswell maybe a scratch and sniff panel for a bit more realsim
bhoy4life
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Notice a major design flaw in the model tho…u can see the pitch from the stands…150 quid for a cardboard crumbledome, fucking realistic though it's got subsidence just like the real thing!
tictastic
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Fair comment young Kelly.that wuz
Bridie Bhoy
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There is a lot of exposed asbestos in the model too, so just like the real bigotdome.150 quid for a cardboard crumbledome, fucking realistic though it's got subsidence just like the real thing!
Let’s hope
Cairnsybhoy79
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Superb
Smelltheg-love
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GREENOCK NEW LOCKDOWN RULES FROM 13th DECEMBER 2021
GIBBY: It’s still ok to fight with your neighbour as long as you wear a mask and social distancing rules are adhered to
QB : Burgling homes in your local area is still permitted as long as you sanitise. Track and trace technology must be used.
BELVA: You can only visit your dealer when dropping your kids off at school. Dealers must wear visors and sanitise all bags.
WEST END: You can still have sex with your sister but you must be home by 10 pm.
THE BOW: Vigilante groups of 6 only permitted outdoors between the hours of 10 pm and 6am, ppe must be worn during physical contact & raves.
WELL PARK: Sitting in the park is encouraged, but please note, although a bottle of white lightening has higher alcohol content than hand sanitiser, it is not a suitable substitute.
TOWN CENTRE: Prostitute services will still be permitted to stay open as an essential service. Due to concerns of an economic collapse in the area.
LARKFIELD: Is now classed as a ‘NO GO ZONE’. If you must travel through this area please follow all diversions, stay in your car at all times. Masks are not required as nothing is open.
BROOMHILL: All middle class drug fueled swinging orgies must adere to the rule of 6. Masks must be worn. Gimp masks are deemed suitable.
CLLYNDER ROAD: Flashing your genitalia on the cycle track is permitted strictly between the hours of 9am-10am, sterile gloves must be worn at all times.
BURNS SQUARE : No need to wear a mask or self isolate, covid can’t find your house.
BRANCHTON: Everyone must stay at home and self isolate until manufacturers can supply and distribute gloves with 6 fingers.
GIBBY: It’s still ok to fight with your neighbour as long as you wear a mask and social distancing rules are adhered to
QB : Burgling homes in your local area is still permitted as long as you sanitise. Track and trace technology must be used.
BELVA: You can only visit your dealer when dropping your kids off at school. Dealers must wear visors and sanitise all bags.
WEST END: You can still have sex with your sister but you must be home by 10 pm.
THE BOW: Vigilante groups of 6 only permitted outdoors between the hours of 10 pm and 6am, ppe must be worn during physical contact & raves.
WELL PARK: Sitting in the park is encouraged, but please note, although a bottle of white lightening has higher alcohol content than hand sanitiser, it is not a suitable substitute.
TOWN CENTRE: Prostitute services will still be permitted to stay open as an essential service. Due to concerns of an economic collapse in the area.
LARKFIELD: Is now classed as a ‘NO GO ZONE’. If you must travel through this area please follow all diversions, stay in your car at all times. Masks are not required as nothing is open.
BROOMHILL: All middle class drug fueled swinging orgies must adere to the rule of 6. Masks must be worn. Gimp masks are deemed suitable.
CLLYNDER ROAD: Flashing your genitalia on the cycle track is permitted strictly between the hours of 9am-10am, sterile gloves must be worn at all times.
BURNS SQUARE : No need to wear a mask or self isolate, covid can’t find your house.
BRANCHTON: Everyone must stay at home and self isolate until manufacturers can supply and distribute gloves with 6 fingers.
Bellshill bhoy
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DILLIGAF
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Was that from the same guy who was selling the LED signs a while back ?150 quid for a cardboard crumbledome, fucking realistic though it's got subsidence just like the real thing!
DILLIGAF
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The Shamrock
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The Shamrock
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That'll gauge the age of Noise members 
DILLIGAF
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When Liliana was a toddler I'd show her youtube videos of Andy Pandy and Looby Loo and sing the song to her, on my kneeThat'll gauge the age of Noise members
She loved the Looby Loo song and woudl say "Loo !!! Loo !!" when she wanted the song played
Thanks for the memory jog Shammy...
Oh, and FLOBBA DOB !!!
Remember STILL GAME
Boaby: "Oh here comes Bill & Ben"
Victor: "Two pints, ya flobba dobbin knobend"
JamSam67
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Nice bit o cake thoWe have all said things we regret.
With me its "I DO" several times
HH
The Shamrock
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Andy H
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Surely no one in the Broomy is middle classThe BROOMY...sorted
That is a classic
