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I ordered a sex-toy off the internet, a 1:1 scale replica of my wife's vagina. When it was due to be delivered I sat anxiously at the window, waiting for the postman. Finally, he came struggling down my path with a big tatty box in his hands, all dented and the flaps torn and blowing around in the breeze. I thought they would've at least ****ing wrapped it!
 
Just found out my uncle got a lifetime ban from paradise for spitting blood in boaby Russels face!!!
Had to head back up to Glasgow today. Exactly 1 month after losing my dad's mum in December, my mums mum past away On the 9th of January..my nanas funeral is tomorrow. Sitting in Maguires in barL at the moment...my uncle told me a story of him being in the jungle and getting hit on the face with a bottle. As he was bleeding he was being escorted by the ambulance round the pitch and and walked past Russel so spat at him 🤣🤣🤣 he was giving a life time ban at the time!!! Made me laugh!!
 
Lubos left peg said:
"The pens" in George Street. Anyone know the history. I'm sitting with my uncle and he's telling me all these stories.....my Maw Quinn (never met her) came to Glasgow from Ireland to have her baby. Hard-core Republic. Listening to some amazing stories at the moment
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Sorry for your loss lubo.
Where in Ireland was she from? Quinn is a northern name.
 
Lubos left peg said:
Just found out my uncle got a lifetime ban from paradise for spitting blood in boaby Russels face!!!
Had to head back up to Glasgow today. Exactly 1 month after losing my dad's mum in December, my mums mum past away On the 9th of January..my nanas funeral is tomorrow. Sitting in Maguires in barL at the moment...my uncle told me a story of him being in the jungle and getting hit on the face with a bottle. As he was bleeding he was being escorted by the ambulance round the pitch and and walked past Russel so spat at him 🤣🤣🤣 he was giving a life time ban at the time!!! Made me laugh!!
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Sorry to hear about your loss, Lubo.

I think if you were to get a lifetime ban from Paradise you'd hope it was for someone better than Boaby fecking Russell! Do they still have his mugshot at every turnstile so the stewards can spot him if he tries to sneak in? Do they still warn them all in the pre-match Parkheid security briefings to keep an eye-out for Uncle Haemoglobin-gobber in case he is still looking for the "Boaby"?
 
Sorry for you loss lubo, especially so soon after the last one, but if you can smile and laugh through the pain and bad times, you’ll be fine, great your getting your families history, it’s only at weddings and funerals that you get everyone together, stories told over a wee glass…..priceless ❤️
 
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Lubos left peg said:
Just found out my uncle got a lifetime ban from paradise for spitting blood in boaby Russels face!!!
Had to head back up to Glasgow today. Exactly 1 month after losing my dad's mum in December, my mums mum past away On the 9th of January..my nanas funeral is tomorrow. Sitting in Maguires in barL at the moment...my uncle told me a story of him being in the jungle and getting hit on the face with a bottle. As he was bleeding he was being escorted by the ambulance round the pitch and and walked past Russel so spat at him 🤣🤣🤣 he was giving a life time ban at the time!!! Made me laugh!!
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Sorry to hear about your loss Lubo you’ve been through the wringer recently. Heartfelt thought’s and prayers to you and your family.
Here for you bud.

HH 🙏
 
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