We can all use a laugh

[Espiritosanto]

fur awe the chookters!!

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1517884458107654147

 

[26+6=1]

 

[The wee barra]

So I says to the better half "What age is auld Wullie?"
70 she says.
"How do you know that" says I.
"cause we gave him a present for his 70th birthday"
"when wis that" says I
"About 3 years ago" she says.

"

 

[26+6=1]

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Sevcos dream scene has left Willie Hendersons name off the team sheet of they're most famous team £70 for a poster of it upto hundreds for lithographs

 

[Imatim]

Incoming!...

 

[26+6=1]

Sevcos dream scene has left Willie Hendersons name off the team sheet of they're most famous team £70 for a poster of it upto hundreds for lithographs

"new club museum"

 

[26+6=1]

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

I didnae know elvis and Richard Hammond played for the original huns

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Ones an actor the others a prick

 

[DILLIGAF]

They make them pretty special in the Valleys

https://twitter.com/x/status/1518304126781865988

 

[DILLIGAF]

Remembering the Magic Roundabout

 

[JamSam67]

I ordered that new book “How to scam people” two months ago..bastard still hasn’t arrived…

I’ll send it soon junetember

HH

 

[JamSam67]

They make them pretty special in the Valleys

https://twitter.com/x/status/1518304126781865988

The battle of Dorkes Rift

HH

 

[boab1916]

Pea n ham fae a chicken Billy

https://twitter.com/x/status/1518574751932944385

 

[MickyMcMick]

Marriage is like a game of cards. You start of with a couple of hearts and a diamond... but end up longing for a club and a spade.

There are 3 kinds of sex in a marriage
Any room sex,when you first get together at it like bunnies
Bedroom sex,after a while together mainly in the bedroom
Hall sex, in the final stages of the marriage you pass each other in the hall and say to each other Fuck you NO Fuck you

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

After sevco humiliated themselves with their ridiculous "Old Firm" tunnel thingy, Celtic have released a photo of the one the players need to run through on Sunday to enter the field of play.

 

[tictastic]

My wife asked me to wake her up with a facial tomorrow morning,

7 a.m. on the nose.

 

[kelly]

Pea n ham fae a chicken Billy

https://twitter.com/x/status/1518574751932944385

better hope his surgeon wears blue