Frank Owen
Well-known member
Another parrot joke !
A woman making her way to her new job for the first time finds she has to pass a pet shop on her route. She notices a parrot cheerily making comments to most of the woman walking past. Mostly wolf whistles. As she approaches the bird, it shouts to her. Hey you ? She answers, what ? The bird answers, you're a fat ugly bastard ! She has a wee chuckle and thinks the bird has probably picked up the phrase from a husband and wife argument.
Next morning the whole thing repeats itself; wolf whistles for most of the females, but as she gets nearer, the bird again shouts, Hey you ? What ? she asks again. Same reply. You're a fat ugly bastard ! No chuckle this time. Just keeps on going.
Next morning she approaches the bird in a slightly anxious manner. Same thing happens all over again. Wolf whistles for most of the other females, followed by that same abusive phrase directed only to her. That's it she thinks, I'm putting a stop to this. Into the pet shop she goes, and asks the owner to keep the bird inside at the time she usually passes the shop. If he refuses, and she gets called a fat ugly bastard again, she will report it to the police.
The owner apologises and says there's no need to bring the bird inside as it's a really intelligent bird that not only has a wide vocabulary, but actually knows what he says to it. He assures her once he tells the bird not to repeat that phrase it will never do it again. She's happy to give it a try.
On her way to work next day she wonders if what the pet shop owner told her can really be true ?
Same routine, she curiously watches the bird giving out wolf whistles and thinks, this is going' to be the same as it always is. She walks towards the parrot...nothing !...she stops and looks at the bird, ...nothing ! Very satisfied with the outcome she walks on a couple of yards when she hears the bird call out, Hey you ? She turns and angrily shouts what ?........the parrot, leaning forward on its perch, says......you fuckin' know what !
A woman making her way to her new job for the first time finds she has to pass a pet shop on her route. She notices a parrot cheerily making comments to most of the woman walking past. Mostly wolf whistles. As she approaches the bird, it shouts to her. Hey you ? She answers, what ? The bird answers, you're a fat ugly bastard ! She has a wee chuckle and thinks the bird has probably picked up the phrase from a husband and wife argument.
Next morning the whole thing repeats itself; wolf whistles for most of the females, but as she gets nearer, the bird again shouts, Hey you ? What ? she asks again. Same reply. You're a fat ugly bastard ! No chuckle this time. Just keeps on going.
Next morning she approaches the bird in a slightly anxious manner. Same thing happens all over again. Wolf whistles for most of the other females, followed by that same abusive phrase directed only to her. That's it she thinks, I'm putting a stop to this. Into the pet shop she goes, and asks the owner to keep the bird inside at the time she usually passes the shop. If he refuses, and she gets called a fat ugly bastard again, she will report it to the police.
The owner apologises and says there's no need to bring the bird inside as it's a really intelligent bird that not only has a wide vocabulary, but actually knows what he says to it. He assures her once he tells the bird not to repeat that phrase it will never do it again. She's happy to give it a try.
On her way to work next day she wonders if what the pet shop owner told her can really be true ?
Same routine, she curiously watches the bird giving out wolf whistles and thinks, this is going' to be the same as it always is. She walks towards the parrot...nothing !...she stops and looks at the bird, ...nothing ! Very satisfied with the outcome she walks on a couple of yards when she hears the bird call out, Hey you ? She turns and angrily shouts what ?........the parrot, leaning forward on its perch, says......you fuckin' know what !
