Cairnsybhoy79
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Aye yous all laugh but that hat may help save somebody's life who canny drink milk
We can all use a laugh
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Cairnsybhoy79
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Sent that clip of the water carrier to my wee ma and she comes back with thank fuck he's got to drive to the reservoir or he wid have his fuckin hose out the kitchen window rite into it
Cairnsybhoy79
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Nothing wrong with a quiet wank mateWhit a roaster, cut the grass and ended up wi an awfy drooth, so had a cheeky wee Wank on the decking oot the back, won’t be my last either if the sun stays out….View attachment 19587
DILLIGAF
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ooer missus...Whit a roaster, cut the grass and ended up wi an awfy drooth, so had a cheeky wee Wank on the decking oot the back, won’t be my last either if the sun stays out….
DILLIGAF
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bhoy4life
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A thought the same bud but the folk in the local shops didny agree..Nothing wrong with a quiet wank mate
Cairnsybhoy79
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Anybody who's ever been in the jail will know all about having a quiet wank
I used to work for a firm called Concrete Repairs. We were working on a remote water tower at Clatto Park on the outskirts of Dundee. We had thousands of pounds worth of equipment there. My gaffer decided we needed a security guard. The security firm said we had to have a portacabin and phone (afore mobiles) line before a guard could work there. My gaffer arranged for both.
A security guard called Angus duly appeared. He had with him a bottle of shampoo and an Alsatian dog. WTF thought I but said nowt.
This went on for a week, 5 O clock, Alsatian, Shampoo, Angus the Security guard.
The next week me and my gaffer are sitting in the portacabin having Oor dinner, the phone rings. It’s British Telecom asking if we were aware over £500 worth of phone calls had been made to a “choke yer chicken” phone line in the past week after 6pm.
It turns out Angus done this every job he was on and worked to pay his boss back. We didna want him, his dog or his shampoo on site again.
I try not to think too much aboot what on in that Buckie with Angus, the dog, shampoo and the chicken choking hotline.
A security guard called Angus duly appeared. He had with him a bottle of shampoo and an Alsatian dog. WTF thought I but said nowt.
This went on for a week, 5 O clock, Alsatian, Shampoo, Angus the Security guard.
The next week me and my gaffer are sitting in the portacabin having Oor dinner, the phone rings. It’s British Telecom asking if we were aware over £500 worth of phone calls had been made to a “choke yer chicken” phone line in the past week after 6pm.
It turns out Angus done this every job he was on and worked to pay his boss back. We didna want him, his dog or his shampoo on site again.
I try not to think too much aboot what on in that Buckie with Angus, the dog, shampoo and the chicken choking hotline.
Brimcbhoy
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Well, imagine wearing a fur coat you cant take off.
Brimcbhoy
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Or been married.Anybody who's ever been in the jail will know all about having a quiet wank
Cairnsybhoy79
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26+6=1
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tictastic
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WTF??
