We can all use a laugh

[26+6=1]

Teacher asked wee Jenny to spell 'rangers'
"There is no rangers, they're dead" said Jenny.
In a cross voice the teacher said
"Just spell rangers like I asked you Jenny".
"OK" says Jenny "r a n f g e r s"
Real cross now the teacher says
"There's no f in rangers Jenny!"
"What do you think I've been trying to tell you?" says Jenny with a grin.

 

[MickyMcMick]

A mate of mine told me:
"I have found that pleasing everyone is impossible"
"But pissing everyone off, is a fucking dawdle"

Words to live by it seems

true your mates a sage

 

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[Cairnsybhoy79]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1579075467985952770

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

A mate of mine told me:
"I have found that pleasing everyone is impossible"
"But pissing everyone off, is a fucking dawdle"

Words to live by it seems

I'm a jedi master at pissing cunts off

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

A wee tribute to the wee hun gimp rapper wankers

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1578208667920658432

A wee joke to cheers yous all up

 

[26+6=1]

I'm a jedi master at pissing cunts off

I'm no good at that at all

 

[26+6=1]

A wee tribute to the wee hun gimp rapper wankers

1 minute 55 seconds of that knocked about 15 points off my IQ.

 

[DILLIGAF]

1 minute 55 seconds of that knocked about 15 points off my IQ.

Not bright enough, to be a steward at IPox
Mind you, he's got the heid fer it

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1578208667920658432

A wee joke to cheers yous all up

1 minute 55 seconds of that knocked about 15 points off my IQ.

Brutal eh

 

[The Shamrock]

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Lennono where do I sign up for this course

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

Awe man did she just think she had a square jobby in her scants

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1579111396117471232

Right smart arses explain this then

 

[Cairnsybhoy79]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1579111396117471232

Right smart arses explain this then

2 sets of twins fly bastards

 

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