We can all use a laugh
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DILLIGAF
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I love these heartwarming stories:
A small boy named Archie lived in the Halkirk village .
None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me mad Archie !!!!!"
One day Archie's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career!!!!
The mother was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from the school & even moved to Inverness !!!!!
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease! All the doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon could perform...... Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful......
When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her! She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died!
The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw Archie , working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his Hoover !!!!!
Don't tell me you thought that Archie became a doctor!
A small boy named Archie lived in the Halkirk village .
None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me mad Archie !!!!!"
One day Archie's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career!!!!
The mother was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from the school & even moved to Inverness !!!!!
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease! All the doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon could perform...... Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful......
When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her! She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died!
The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw Archie , working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his Hoover !!!!!
Don't tell me you thought that Archie became a doctor!
Bellshill bhoy
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So un-pc that widnae be allowed noo, the snowflakes wid huv banned it for being racist….
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kelly
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another one of andy and charlies mates who hung around the palace along with saville ,see the media have airbrushed that out of all reporting
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The Shamrock
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Winter
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Bridie Bhoy
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His arse will be as sore as Gordon The Gopher's!
tictastic
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I tried to explain dyslexia to my friend
But i couldnt find the right anal orgy.
But i couldnt find the right anal orgy.
tictastic
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If women ruled the world there would be no war
Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other.
Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other.
The Shamrock
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Brilliant dilligaf I did.
Bridie Bhoy
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Things were ugly in the Salt 'n' Sauce derby today. Not because of the managers and then players having handbags but because Nedsmith is not a bonnie loon!
Winter
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Coincidentally Dill, Mrs winter and I last week watching boring as heck Jeremy Vine.
It was about people wearing as much layers as possible to cut the luggage weight down.
One guy 6 jumpers 3 trousers looked utterly ridiculous but it worked though whichever budget airline it was trying to see if legally they can stop this .
Murder if you need a piss I'd suspect
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