We can all use a laugh

[JamSam67]

I heard that someone in our football team is gay.
I hope it's Trevor. He's kinda cute.

Hi Tic Trevor it’s naw me but he’s a wee sweetie

HH

 

[MartiMac]

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Guys a clown playing up to his eejit fans but that is funny lol

 

[Winter]

Therangers in the January sales

 

[Winter]

get yersel a Nokia flip phone, solve all your tech problems

Tried that tae, it just flip flopped

 

[DILLIGAF]

Rich Hall is hilarious

 

[DILLIGAF]

My level of maturity is showing with this one ;-)

 

[Marky1956]

Therangers in the January sales
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That's me every morning going for the paper

 

[boab1916]

Same pish!!

 

[TTQtKK⚠️]

King Charles decided to take up walking every day. However, his route takes him past a particular corner on which a prostitute is always standing, offering her services. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. " 150 pounds!" she’d shouted. "No, £5!" he said, from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up. This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence." £150!” He'd yell back, "no, £5!" One day, Queen Camilla decided to accompany her husband. As the couple neared the hooker's corner, Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. As they neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass. Then, the hooker yelled; "See what you get for £5, you tight bastard!"...

 

[tictastic]

Guy comes in from work, wife says "kids are out all night, so how about a bit of fun?
guy says" are those crotchless panties? wife says " yes" guy says "thank fuck!! I thought you were sitting on the cat!!

 

[boab1916]

Think our media are dickheads!!
Big Ange priceless, 2008

Postecoglou won't worry about agent-rules probe

Ange Postecoglou insists he has too much on his plate to worry about an investigation by the Football Association into a potential breach of agent rules during a 2008 transfer which involves Tottenham Hotspur.

www.beinsports.com

 

[DILLIGAF]

Me: "When I get home today, my wife's thong panties are coming right off..." My workmate: "Oh aye ? sounds like you're going to enjoy that" Me: "Aye, cos they're pinching my bollocks off" *Badumtish ...

 

[DILLIGAF]

Rod Stewart turned 79 today...check out his reply on Twitter...

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

I've recently taken up traindspotting. I'm down at our local train station for hours every night. It is more fun than you think! But a word of warning - you are best to hide if you see Richard Gough disembarking (never again)!

 

[JamSam67]

I've recently taken up traindpotting. I'm down at our local train station for hours every night. It is more fun than you think! But a word of warning - you are best to hide if you see Richard Gough disembarking (never again)!

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You wid be minus yir feet even fi the yellow line Naw

HH perv yi

 

[DILLIGAF]

Cold you say...???

 

[JamSam67]

Cold you say...??? View attachment 24895

Taps aff weather oor here Dill you’ve went a saft oor in Canadada that’s Bridie oot walkin the dugs.

HH

 

[boab1916]

I've recently taken up traindpotting. I'm down at our local train station for hours every night. It is more fun than you think! But a word of warning - you are best to hide if you see Richard Gough disembarking (never again)!

 

[boab1916]

Commentator stating the 12year old club have won SC 34 times, a bit of mental gymnastics going on. The big lie gets stronger in the gantry.

 

[DILLIGAF]

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Brings new meaning to the term platform shoes...