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Don'tBetter start paying tax on ma homers ...
just use the craig whyte defence ,,,''nah a cannie remember '' cant do you for that
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Absolutely brilliant. Do you know how much that cheered me up and made me laugh out loud when I never thought I would crack a smile ever again. I’ve had a shit day in the capital city in clothes that were more suitable for a winters day. Then tried to get lunch in TJI fridays’s without booking first and had to leave with my empty stomach. Then to cap it all seen a pub with one outside table for four free but a single man in front got to it first argh. I was moaning like nothing on earth to my grandson. My feet were louping (arthritis in my big toe) all too much on the cobbled streets of this capital city and suffocating behind this blasted mask I was so glad to get home and put my weary feet up and read this and made my day so lol.A young man went to confession crying, and told the priest,
“Forgive me father for I have sinned”.
“What have you done?” asked the priest.
“A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained there until closing time and when I was about to go home, rain started pouring down. It was so intense I had to wait in the library. I had waited for a while with the librarian, a young attractive single girl, then one thing led to another, and I ended up sleeping with her”. The man stopped talking but kept weeping.
“Well don’t cry, it’s a sin but it is not that bad. You should say 5 Hail Marys and it will be forgiven”. Said the priest.
“But it doesn't end there” the man kept sobbing. “a few days later my elderly neighbor asked me to help her with her computer. Her husband was hospitalized and she couldn't send an email to her son. I went there and fixed the problem, but when I was about to leave, rain started pouring down. It was really stormy and I had to wait. One thing led to another and I ended up sleeping with the old lady” the man cried.
“Oh dear well that makes it harder indeed, but still - you should say 15 Hail Marys and you will be forgiven” Said the priest.
“Oh I’m afraid the worst part is still ahead” cried the man. “Yesterday I went to the barber. I was his last client that day. As soon as he finished and was about to close the shop rain started pouring down so intensely, I had to wait with him. One thing led to another and I ended up sleeping with him as well” the man cried.
“Oh dear, it is indeed worse than I thought” said the priest.
“So what should I do father?” the man asked.
“Well” answered the priest, “the first thing is you should get the fuck out of here before it starts raining!”.
Well you`ve made my day with that post Rose. cheers!!Absolutely brilliant. Do you know how much that cheered me up and made me laugh out loud when I never thought I would crack a smile ever again. I’ve had a shit day in the capital city in clothes that were more suitable for a winters day. Then tried to get lunch in TJI fridays’s without booking first and had to leave with my empty stomach. Then to cap it all seen a pub with one outside table for four free but a single man in front got to it first argh. I was moaning like nothing on earth to my grandson. My feet were louping (arthritis in my big toe) all too much on the cobbled streets of this capital city and suffocating behind this blasted mask I was so glad to get home and put my weary feet up and read this and made my day so lol.
Are UFOs Billionaires fae other Planets?Branson Bezos & Musk having a Billionaires pissing contest
Waste of money imho, could be better spent helping people on earth
Here's Bezos and his rocket shaped like a 'Branson' as it hurtles into space
Ffs we're living on a big snooker table under a big glass dome with no bendy water.Are UFOs Billionaires fae other Planets?
Thought it was supposed to be the red hand not the pink ,that's going to hurt in the morning when he gets in the shower (forgot their aversion to water)And now here's what happens while sitting in the sun if you only have one brain cell.View attachment 15022
"I don't care we bought one of these Amazon bargain boxes so you'll wear the fuckin shoes"Anybody else noticed every pundit wears the same trainers??
Alex Rae, Kris Boyd and the rest, have the clown shoe version"I don't care we bought one of these Amazon bargain boxes so you'll wear the fuckin shoes"
That second girl crashes down hard on the pool deck and her phone in her right hand 'goes for a walk', I think she's a bit stunned then realizes her communication device (her lifeline to earth) has gone underSome of these are hilarious