What will we talk about now?

[Winter]

Portugal mate...don't tell Bigian though

Was wondering , too many beaches in Scotland to enforce that

 

[Ian65]

Docco, Algarve,Portugal

You'll no get in anyway

On a serious note, Vigo boy is in the North where it's getting pretty serious...hope all is well with him up there?

Watching the vanarama league a rip snorter of a game don’t know if a can do this only got 59 rolls a shite paper left if anything happens tae me .....you can huv ma bog paper .............

 

[JamSam67]

Awwww ffs!!! See whit you've fucking done Coronavirus......☝this is the shit we're going to have to listen too noo!

Come on Andy we’ll get you a nice wee pussy called Nicolafreepants you’ll love stroking wee Nicola.

HH

 

[Hoopy427]

Just been to lidl for supplies, nae food left, sold oot of everything.
Got 24 bog rolls though! So that's us well equipped for any necessary isolation.
What we havin for dinner? - bog roll
What we putting on the fire? - bog roll
What are the cats eating? - bog roll

 

[JamSam67]

And Sams having a Bromance with Kelly! So sweet

And Sams having a Bromance with Kelly! So sweet

That’s true he wants to get buried wi mi
What a guy I’ll make sure he goes unner mi
mm

HH

 

[Ian65]

Come on Andy we’ll get you a nice wee pussy called Nicolafreepants you’ll love stroking wee Nicola.

HH

Ohhh dear

 

[JamSam67]

I'm bored shittless already. It's that bad I'm gonna go fix the mother -in- laws gutters. Whoopy fuckin doo

Dinnae wire them up wrang ️

HH

 

[kelly]

That’s true he wants to get buried wi mi
What a guy I’ll make sure he goes unner mi
mm

HH

ya feckin weirdo

 

[kelly]

Just been to lidl for supplies, nae food left, sold oot of everything.
Got 24 bog rolls though! So that's us well equipped for any necessary isolation.
What we havin for dinner? - bog roll
What we putting on the fire? - bog roll
What are the cats eating? - bog roll

i got the food no bog roll , no worries loads of hay to wipe n burn

 

[Ian65]

i got the food no bog roll , no worries loads of hay to wipe n burn

 

[kelly]

That's the thing wi smelly fermers ,,,they diny run out o food ,,,,,,ya fannies

 

[Hoopy427]

i got the food no bog roll , no worries loads of hay to wipe n burn

I'll swap you a bog roll for 4 fillet steaks, a pound of bacon and 2 pound of steak mince?

 

[Hoopy427]

I'll swap you a bog roll for 4 fillet steaks, a pound of bacon and 2 pound of steak mince?

And a dozen eggs!

 

[JamSam67]

S

ya feckin weirdo

till naw sayin NO are yi ya FUD Mm
Methinks some cnuts in da closet oot yi come
Fermer Giles windy Millers looking furra a Blow jo

HH

 

[JamSam67]

I'll swap you a bog roll for 4 fillet steaks, a pound of bacon and 2 pound of steak mince?

Ok keep the bacon um naw a greedy barsteward Hoopy

HH

 

[michael duffy]

Jist heard,the reason people are stockin' up oan bogroll,is, when somebody sneezes,eight people shite themselves!

 

[kelly]

I'll swap you a bog roll for 4 fillet steaks, a pound of bacon and 2 pound of steak mince?

no ice cream ffs

 

[kelly]

And a dozen eggs!

throw in the cat ,

 

[JamSam67]

I usually cough to hide a fart today I Farted to stifle a coooouuuuggggghhhh it’s no

HH

 

[kelly]

Jist heard,the reason people are stockin' up oan bogroll,is, when somebody sneezes,eight people shite themselves!

My local navid said he no seen so many clatiy bastards coming in for soap