TartanTim
Well-known member
Paslode nail gun 500 quid, chances of catching a cat-slim. Digging a wee bit of soil, free, chances of making a happy, non flowerbed shiteing cat - high!
Now which makes sense?
Paslode nail gun 500 quid, chances of catching a cat-slim. Digging a wee bit of soil, free, chances of making a happy, non flowerbed shiteing cat - high!
Now which makes sense?
βπ‘β°!
βπ‘β°!
What we gonna do with these catists Mick?βπ‘β°!
βπ‘β°! then nail them tae a door,if we want tae be, eh,diplomatic aboot it! or let their tractor tyres doon!What we gonna do with these catists Mick?
I have a nail gun and a screw gun and if they don't work I have a feckin chainsaw, mitre saw, table saw, circular saw and a bastid bandsaw so we're well armed buddy!βπ‘β°! then nail them tae a door,if we want tae be, eh,diplomatic aboot it!
aye dugs! bring it on! ah've got a zimmer,a walkin stick,a hammer and a fridge full ae Stella! Come Ahead!I have a nail gun and a screw gun and if they don't work I have a feckin chainsaw, mitre saw, table saw, circular saw and a bastid bandsaw so we're well armed buddy!
aye wee fearty chase truck's kiddin on they're gemm,while bold as phuq,will take a truck head on! Mon the Moggies!ALL SQUASHED & SOGGY BY THE
SIDE OF THE ROAD, SOMEONE'S FAVOURITE MOGGY WHO FORGOT IT'S
HIGHWAY CODE & CLEARLY RAN OUT OF LUCK WHEN IT ARGUED WITH A TRUCK
aye be afraid TT,theres puthy catth,then there;s big feckin puthy catth!!!!!!!Wheres the phuqin dug luvin' catists, ah'm starvin!!!!!
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Wheres the phuqin dug luvin' catists, ah'm starvin!!!!!
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Run TT run! when the big feckin moggie looks at the lunch menu,your feckin lunch!!!!!!"Mon ya big toothed pussy basturd, I'm gonnie go pure FCUKIN TONTO YA BAASTAAARTS"
Run TT run! when the big feckin moggie looks at the lunch menu,your feckin lunch!!!!!!
no when yer in a lion's mooth!!!!!! !He'll look at his mrs "Right Doll get the weans & lets GTF, big TARTAN is about tae go pure fcvkin TONTO"
no when yer in a lion's mooth!!!!!! !
but when ye run oot ae diesel, yer feckin lunch!!!!! !Aye but I've got big truck that can go faster than Mr Lion can run, plus when I catch him I'll hing him by the baws fae the crane
Hoi puthy Bhoy weβve been here before cats can work nail guns so stey away fae the fenceAnother assasin now yer talkin buy a nail gun nail it to the fence
What the fuck are they gonna catch in a tractor MD some auld yin oan thur zimmerβπ‘β°! then nail them tae a door,if we want tae be, eh,diplomatic aboot it! or let their tractor tyres doon!