Spherical Planet
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Is Artur Askey still alive?He was just writing an Arturesque post!
I thought he died aboot the same time as mad wee Betty the boot?
Is Artur Askey still alive?He was just writing an Arturesque post!
He died a long time ago. But still inspired my favourite Fast Show character (except Ted & Ralph), Arthur Atkinson - "Here, have you seen it?? Where's me washboard" - who was as crap & annoying as Askey.Is Artur Askey still alive?
I thought he died aboot the same time as mad wee Betty the boot?
Mad wee senile pishy-smellin queen mum..........even I've got the last scraps of a scruple somewhere, BB.He died a long time ago. But still inspired my favourite Fast Show character (except Ted & Ralph), Arthur Atkinson - "Here, have you seen it?? Where's me washboard" - who was as crap & annoying as Askey.
Who was Betty the boot? Is that another one of them slappers from the Coconut Grove?
Do expand on your theoryDevious??
A bit Harsh!
I could retort about the serial killeresque style of you writing but I won't....no wait I have...sorry
Like most of his stuff shiteyesqueDid you see me writin Messiesque on here a few weeks ago?Stealin ma patter wee man
And just for your information, BB........The Grove was a classy joint!He died a long time ago. But still inspired my favourite Fast Show character (except Ted & Ralph), Arthur Atkinson - "Here, have you seen it?? Where's me washboard" - who was as crap & annoying as Askey.
Who was Betty the boot? Is that another one of them slappers from the Coconut Grove?
Hoy - she is almost a Bridie Lass! Glamis is only about 4 miles down the road. But you're right - the gin sozzled gambling reeking o' pish wifie probably died about then.Mad wee senile pishy-smellin queen mum..........even I've got the last scraps of a scruple somewhere, BB.
I would'nae touch her wie Thai Tim's
You have an icon with someone being crushed to deathDevious??
A bit Harsh!
I could retort about the serial killeresque style of you writing but I won't....no wait I have...sorry
Not the ones I knew - but I think that was to keep the flies off of their kebab!And just for your information, BB........The Grove was a classy joint!
At least the slappers in there mostly wore knickers
Maybe he thinks youre TET Bundy..You have an icon with someone being crushed to death
And im a serial killer.
Good wan.
Nah, she's a dead ride, BB..........I'm leaving necrophilia till after Angelina pops her clogs.Hoy - she is almost a Bridie Lass! Glamis is only about 4 miles down the road. But you're right - the gin sozzled gambling reeking o' pish wifie probably died about then.
And I've heard after a couple of Malibus you probably would have!
FfsNot the ones I knew - but I think that was to keep the flies off of their kebab!
Which particular serial killer do you think my style of writing is similarYou have an icon with someone being crushed to death
And im a serial killer.
Good wan.
Mibbees he finks he’s dr devious from old Orange CountyMaybe he thinks youre TET Bundy..
I've got a kebab suit for the dancin, BB...........Not the ones I knew - but I think that was to keep the flies off of their kebab!
Like most of his stuff shiteyesque
That you being devious again?Yas!!! There he is!! Past your bedtime no?
Do expand on your theory
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