What are the statue protectors enraged about now?
A few things (in no particular order)......
Their shite fitbaw team.
Their skint shite fitbaw team.
Being called Sevco.
Being reminded the original Rangers were liquidated.
Naebody else drinking the kool-aid and believing the original Rangers magically survived liquidation.
Everybody laughing at them when they say the original Rangers survived liquidation..
They're still no 'coming'.
9 in a row.
10 in a row.
The Irish.
The existence of Catholics.
The existence of Protestant Celtic supporters.
The existence of Celtic.
The non existence of Rangers.
Nae Orange marches taking place.
Having to march about the hoose like mad zoomers instead.
Nicola Sturgeon/SNP/Scotgov.
Glesga City Cooncil.
The possibility of Scottish Independence
Boris Johnson no protecting 'thur kulture'.
Peter Lawell.
Neil Doncaster.
Mike Mulraney.
Mike Ashley.
Addidas.
JD Soprts.
Sports Direct.
The SPFL.
The SFA.
Every fitbaw team in Scotland apart fae Hearts, Inverness Caley and Partick Thistle.
The BBC/Press (who are 99.9% made up of their cronies and apologists).
Mad demented shit about 'Fenian Hands' controlling everything or some pish like that.
The Pope/Vatican being in league with the Devil or Skeletor or some other mad tin-foil hat gibberish.
Immigrants and asylum seekers.
Muslims.
Black Lives Matter movement.
Europeans/EU.
Having to guard statues of people they've never heard of.
Having to wear Castore fitbaw taps.
No being able to fit into their Castore fitbaw taps.
Having to buy Castore fitbaw taps they cannae fit into off of Mike Ashley.
Having tiny boabies.
Having saggy tits (applicable to both the women and men)
Being ugly hillbillies.
Being fat ugly hillbillies.
Being fat ugly balding hillbillies.
Being fat ugly balding toothless hillbillies.
Their wives being fat ugly balding toothless hillbillies.
Their weans supporting Celtic.
SPFL fixture list.
Tricolours.
Saltires.
The price of Special Brew.
Wee green men on traffic lights.
Grass being green.
Feel free to add to the list