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[Smelltheg-love]

Ye think?

you ever meet bowie shammy ?

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Aye a love a good historian

thers a bit of uncle albert in us aw
only fool'in

 

[Ian65]

you ever meet bowie shammy ?

Here that’s my gear they cunts are wearing

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Here that’s my gear they cunts are wearing

another year aff the chemics and they'll fit like a glove
a man re-born and re-bored

 

[Ian65]

another year aff the chemics and they'll fit like a glove
a man re-born and re-bored

Oooh matron

 

[Hoopy427]

Here that’s my gear they cunts are wearing

Was it this diet that stopped you being Bigian?

 

[Ian65]

Was it this diet that stopped you being Bigian?

nae bigian retired due tae spineless bastards moanin about the big bit childish pricks “oh you think your big”. “ the prefix big undermines your argument” so couldn’t be arsed way basically two pricks way fuck all to say about anything so decided if cunts want tae take the nip remove the big noo if yea think I’m a prick just say it rather than battering oan about the prefix big fuckin cum buckets

 

[Hoopy427]

nae bigian retired due tae spineless bastards moanin about the big bit childish pricks “oh you think your big”. “ the prefix big undermines your argument” so couldn’t be arsed way basically two pricks way fuck all to say about anything so decided if cunts want tae take the nip remove the big noo if yea think I’m a prick just say it rather than battering oan about the prefix big fuckin cum buckets

I'm 5 foot 9, and 10 1/2 stone and ill bite any cunts face of if they annoy me!
I'm changing my name to Wee Hoopy to see if I get any more bites!

 

[Ian65]

I'm 5 foot 9, and 10 1/2 stone and ill bite any cunts face of if they annoy me!
I'm changing my name to Wee Hoopy to see if I get any more bites!

Try it no doubt the prefix polis will be a watching

 

[Ian65]

I'm 5 foot 9, and 10 1/2 stone and ill bite any cunts face of if they annoy me!
I'm changing my name to Wee Hoopy to see if I get any more bites!

Wit size ure yer diddies

 

[Hoopy427]

Wit size ure yer diddies

No the biggest pal! Still just about got a 6 pack, well mibby a 4 pack these days!

 

[Ian65]

No the biggest pal! Still just about got a 6 pack, well mibby a 4 pack these days!

Ma heids fuckin away mate

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Oooh matron

can you see what i'm wearing or u using your imagination

 

[Ian65]

can you see what i'm wearing or u using your imagination

You got the wife’s workin clothes oan again ffs that’s two Mondays in a row

 

[Smelltheg-love]

nae bigian retired due tae spineless bastards moanin about the big bit childish pricks “oh you think your big”. “ the prefix big undermines your argument” so couldn’t be arsed way basically two pricks way fuck all to say about anything so decided if cunts want tae take the nip remove the big noo if yea think I’m a prick just say it rather than battering oan about the prefix big fuckin cum buckets

big prick - prick
very unselfish fella, less typing, less energy used
your like a new improved energy saving ian, no very bright but .........

 

[Smelltheg-love]

paws that talk big man ,
boom boom
aye aff with his heid anno

 

[Smelltheg-love]

No the biggest pal! Still just about got a 6 pack, well mibby a 4 pack these days!

10 packs preferred

 

[Ian65]

big prick - prick
very unselfish fella, less typing, less energy used
your like a new improved energy saving ian, no very bright but .........

No gonna even comment oan that suffice tae say when I was a page seven fella my member intruded in tae pages 8 and 9

 

[Hoopy427]

big prick - prick
very unselfish fella, less typing, less energy used
your like a new improved energy saving ian, no very bright but .........

How dare you call Ian a big prick, it offends the size police!

 

[Smelltheg-love]

You got the wife’s workin clothes oan again ffs that’s two Mondays in a row

believe it or not, it's an ex for sex i have
but funnily you should say that,
she comes doon wi the weans who have clothes here
she disnae bring any, so by day 3 she's in my clothes doon tae the boxers and socks
she tries to get fresh and i'm like
your like a heavier version of me with nae patter hen, c'mon tae