St Mirren v Celtic - Wednesday 10 February, kick-off 8pm. Live on Sky Sports Football - all comments here

[Smelltheg-love]

Jaysus bigman I'm all fuckin chuffed to bits that you're quoting my control the controllables. But I have to say I've been called a lot a names in my time, but learned and gentleman would be well down the list!

you should be, liked that, it resonated,
its my view on the whole shitshow, for today
your now deado the great philosopher

a win, i am pished, clouded and pretty merry, what lockdown

 

[Hoopy427]

you should be, liked that, it resonated,
its my view on the whole shitshow, for today
your now deado the great philosopher

a win, i am pished, clouded and pretty merry, what lockdown

You're still in Greenock, sorry reality bites....

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Why?

cos they're a thing of beauty, soft, warm, ok ok
not to be confused with a bell-end

 

[Hoopy427]

cos they're a thing of beauty, soft, warm, ok ok
not to be confused with a bell-end

Eh?

 

[Smelltheg-love]

You're still in Greenock, sorry reality bites....

ahhhhhhhhhh
it's Gourock now m8, moved in December

 

[Hoopy427]

ahhhhhhhhhh
it's Gourock now m8, moved in December

Fucking social climber!

 

[Smelltheg-love]

if you'd followed the threads you'd know i'm already stoned and drunk
i take exception to the cunt though

Why?

and ..........

 

[Brimcbhoy]

mibbi he had 4-0 on, eddie to score first
allow the man a modicum of enjoyment fella, its been a tough year for us all

I do. So we move on.
It's St Valentine's day on Sunday so let's hope for another massacre, (in a footballing sense of course) but we're playing St Johnstone is that a bad omen?
Every cloud though, at least we don't have to try an act sober in a restaurant with the missus cos the game was a 12 o'clock kick off,

 

[Smelltheg-love]

I do. So we move on.
It's St Valentine's day on Sunday so let's hope for another massacre, (in a footballing sense of course) but we're playing St Johnstone is that a bad omen?
Every cloud though, at least we don't have to try an act sober in a restaurant with the missus cos the game was a 12 o'clock kick off,

we do sir

my ex works in the restaurant business, she says the same every year, every table taken and there is zero atmosphere. It's like couples are obliged to sit through one dinner with each other a year and they almost can't be arsed. Tips are great though cos your the happy wee soul that breaks the silence'

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Fucking social climber!

believe it or not it used to be Hunville so its a social climbing decision
You have to go out your way in Gourock to find a junkie, whereas in Greenock it feels like they go out their way to find you

 

[Brimcbhoy]

we do sir

my ex works in the restaurant business, she says the same every year, every table taken and there is zero atmosphere. It's like couples are obliged to sit through one dinner with each other a year and they almost can't be arsed. Tips are great though cos your the happy wee soul that breaks the silence'

Naw your on Celtic Noise and she's on facebook on the fones. I've seen many couples in the boozer like this.

 

[The Deadner]

we do sir

my ex works in the restaurant business, she says the same every year, every table taken and there is zero atmosphere. It's like couples are obliged to sit through one dinner with each other a year and they almost can't be arsed. Tips are great though cos your the happy wee soul that breaks the silence'

Great to see romance is alive and well in Bonnie Scotland!

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Naw your on Celtic Noise and she's on facebook on the fones. I've seen many couples in the boozer like this.

As my old bhoy always says, what the fuck can you say to your wife of 48 years that won't end up in a violent assault. So for the sake of your mother i keep my gub shut and anyway i'm too old tae chats burds up wi a black eye

 

[Brimcbhoy]

Great to see romance is alive and well in Bonnie Scotland!

I always use the "I love you 365 days a year" excuse.

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Great to see romance is alive and well in Bonnie Scotland!

Theres a saying out there that we're the friendliest people you can meet
Thats true for visitors, it's just each other we don't like

 

[Smelltheg-love]

I always use the "I love you 365 days a year" excuse.

my mum 'your dads romantic 365 days a year, if daen the dishes is romantic'

 

[Brimcbhoy]

I always use the "I love you 365 days a year" excuse.

The she says " are you talking about me or Celtic", boom.

 

[Hoopy427]

For the most part I thought we played shite tonight, but we won 4-0.
Thats a big turn around, even when we've played well this season we usually draw or lose. Bound to give the bhoys some confidence.

Sorry for talking about fitbaw.

Sorry for being positive.

Bad Hoopy!

 

[Big Bobo's bunnet]

we do sir

my ex works in the restaurant business, she says the same every year, every table taken and there is zero atmosphere. It's like couples are obliged to sit through one dinner with each other a year and they almost can't be arsed. Tips are great though cos your the happy wee soul that breaks the silence'

She is a bit more polite than me.
Its one of those unpredictable powder keg nighs.
Whatever the list and bookings are you get no shows. Shows that naebidy wanted.
Bail out before the last dinner.
Ones that sick at it and that wanted to bail?
its excruciating.
Married near deed.
Married fuck all else to do.
Kids being wide and realise the menu set menu is priced per person.

Tourists from the moon that think the place has a nice love vibe...serious

And in my experience anyone that is smart enough to book early in a decent size group...
Always good deals and they canny say no if its early.

Book late with no table request and your in with the above.

Ffs like most of my patter my advise is pointless now

 

[The Deadner]

For the most part I thought we played shite tonight, but we won 4-0.
Thats a big turn around, even when we've played well this season we usually draw or lose. Bound to give the bhoys some confidence.

Sorry for talking about fitbaw.

Sorry for being positive.

Bad Hoopy!

Yes a win is win, but.... the way we're tryin to walk the ball in is hard to look at. It's like watching someone tryin to go through a thorn hedge. Painful to watch.