Close season so its time for a transfer thread......

[The Deadner]

Hooer!

Hooer bag!

 

[Tony]

Its no that Billy Gilmour's Ma is it

I probably would but no its not her

 

[The Deadner]

I probably would but no its not her

It's her sister

 

[The Deadner]

Looks like am the only happy guy on the forum the day....got a wee date the night ..wish me luck

Ye now realise you're gonna have to report back tomorrow.......

 

[DILLIGAF]

I probably would but no its not her

You better hope your date doesn't read this forum
I'm sure you and young lady will enjoy a nice evening

 

[DILLIGAF]

It's her sister

Granny mibbe

 

[Shadow2]

Looks like am the only happy guy on the forum the day....got a wee date the night ..wish me luck

Good for you T....remember don't let him pressure you intae putting oot after the 1st date.

 

[Tony]

You better hope your date doesn't read this forum
I'm sure you and young lady will enjoy a nice evening

I ll show her a good time mate ,have faith

 

[Tony]

Ye now realise you're gonna have to report back tomorrow.......

A gentleman never tells...

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

Looks like am the only happy guy on the forum the day....got a wee date the night ..wish me luck

Is it a boy or a lassie? Viagra or lube?

 

[The Deadner]

A gentleman never tells...

Is it a blind date bigman?

 

[Tony]

Is it a blind date bigman?

Known her for years big chap

 

[boab1916]

Looks like am the only happy guy on the forum the day....got a wee date the night ..wish me luck

Mind your id

 

[kelly]

Known her for years big chap

does she still have a pulse

 

[The Deadner]

Known her for years big chap

Are ye sure she knows it's a date?

 

[DILLIGAF]

A gentleman never tells...

With the lockdown 'enough to shampoo a small bear' comes to mind
Have a good evening

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

Known her for years big chap

Is it yir sister?…….serously though aw the best, git fired in

 

[Vigobhoy]

Looks like am the only happy guy on the forum the day....got a wee date the night ..wish me luck

Good luck Tony. Just don't try too hard.

 

[tictastic]

Looks like am the only happy guy on the forum the day....got a wee date the night ..wish me luck

Don`t forget yer mask, I mean yer gimp mask.

 

[The Deadner]

A gentleman never tells...

So we'll get a full blow by blow(no pun intended) account first thing in the morning then??