We can all use a laugh

[Nick66]

Post your laughs here
HH

How many Michael Beales does it take to carry a Stevie G?
Just 1, after all he is lightweight.

 

[DILLIGAF]

So, last week, my wife was out and I was chilling at home in the afternoon, with Georgia our husky
I hear a faint buzzing so go into the kitchen to investigate...gets louder as I approach the window, there's an angry wasp trying to go through the window, and I realised that as I had the back door open, that's probably how the wasp got in...eejit
I pull the blinds up and grab a towel, in an attempt to 'encourage' it to go on outside
The stripey bassa has other plans, buzzes like a mad thing, and comes towards my face
I whack it hard as I could, towards the open door with the towel, then I check around to see if it's lying on the kitchen floor...no sign of it, so I figure it must have been swatted out onto the back deck...I check out there...no sign of it...all good...it must have flown away
I close the back door, and return to the living room to continue chilling out
A few hours later, my wife comes home, and Georgia makes it known she wants to go down into the backyard
My wife goes to open the door, puts on my running shoes which are lying at the back door (they're an old pair, and they're handy for such chores)
Then I hear her cry out "I've been stung !!"
Apparently I must have stunned the wasp which had landed inside one of my running shoes, and when my wife put them on, waspy wasn't best pleased...
I should have said nothing, but of course, I said "Oh, so that's where it went..."
Maybe me laughing like...well...you know...wasn't the best way to go
All good now though

HH

 

[POD]

 

[26+6=1]

 

[Smelltheg-love]

 

[The Deadner]

Funny thing is, one of them lads hittin a referee, I know well.

 

[26+6=1]

Funny thing is, one of them lads hittin a referee, I know well.

"So mister Deadner, what have you to say about these referee clattering allegations?"

"While I have always supported the actions of the GAA I was at no time a member of a club".

 

[The Deadner]

"So mister Deadner, what have you to say about these referee clattering allegations?"

"While I have always supported the actions of the GAA I was at no time a member of a club".

Say nothin til ye hear more!

 

[Smelltheg-love]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1459515476283908099

 

[26+6=1]

 

[Glasbhoy81]

How the fuck do you hire a Tank?
Remembrance porn for sevco

Glasgow Rangers pub has TANK outside for Remembrance Sunday

A RANGERS pub in Glasgow has a TANK parked outside for Remembrance Sunday. The Bristol Bar on Duke Street in the east end of the city has the large military vehicle, decorated with two poppies, par…

www.thescottishsun.co.uk

 

[The Shamrock]

Rather than click on a hun site:

 

[The Shamrock]

It takes a tank to bomb all the Stevie G cardboard cutouts.

 

[Bellshill bhoy]

Pop along get a wee picture and don't forget to stick a wee
pound in the poppy Scotland and Erskine bucket”

Aye and they’ll pocket half of it fur “expenses” etc

 

[The Shamrock]

One for Loopy.

 

[DILLIGAF]

Rather than click on a hun site:View attachment 16590

The FUDNESS is strong in these ones
Tank division...? more like Wank Division

 

[Smelltheg-love]

 

[Espiritosanto]

Rather than click on a hun site:View attachment 16590

They fuckwits are insanewasn’t aware you could just block off streets in Glasgow if you fancy??

 

[Imatim]

How the fuck do you hire a Tank?
Remembrance porn for sevco

Glasgow Rangers pub has TANK outside for Remembrance Sunday

A RANGERS pub in Glasgow has a TANK parked outside for Remembrance Sunday. The Bristol Bar on Duke Street in the east end of the city has the large military vehicle, decorated with two poppies, par…

www.thescottishsun.co.uk

And once again another link to a Hun rag.

Click the link if you button up the back.

Yer man's at it and has been for some time...

 

[DILLIGAF]

They fuckwits are insanewasn’t aware you could just block off streets in Glasgow if you fancy??

That's how the online food orders are delivered in HUNLAND
In the district ,where a virgin is a girl, who can outrun her brother