🎅🎅 CHRISTMAS BOAX RAFFLE 🎅🎅

[Hoopy427]

Ya lazy bastard

It may seem like that to the untrained eye but my agreement/mockery is a critical part of this well oiled machine!

 

[DILLIGAF]

Hate going 'off topic' but...
We are experiencing what the local news meteorologists, are calling a 'Weather Bomb' and another expression they are using is 'Atmospheric river'
All we know is that it's bucketing down and our roof has sprung a leak, fortunately though it's into the bath...every cloud and all that
We're also experiencing winds of up to 90 kmh, andwe're expecting another power cut later today
Fortunately, coming from Greenock, I have webbed feet (no comments) and I'm about to fit windshield wipers on our TV
It truly is a FUGLY day and there's been a lot of floodingStay safe and and highway landslides
I said "Come on Georgia...let's go for a walk..."
Happy to report she is much smarter than yours truly and hopped up on our bed, yawned, and went for a nap...Good Girl !!!
Not going out for a walk with our four legged 'sponge', it's not a good look and although she's a husky and loves the cold, she's no dummy...unlike her Dad...
Stay safe and BAFTA
Now, where's that number for NOAH ?

Want to go for a walk Georgia ?

NOPE !!!

Readjusts her sleeping position

 

[MickyMcMick]

Hate going 'off topic' but...
We are experiencing what the local news meteorologists, are calling a 'Weather Bomb' and another expression they are using is 'Atmospheric river'
All we know is that it's bucketing down and our roof has sprung a leak, fortunately though it's into the bath...every cloud and all that
We're also experiencing winds of up to 90 kmh, andwe're expecting another power cut later today
Fortunately, coming from Greenock, I have webbed feet (no comments) and I'm about to fit windshield wipers on our TV
It truly is a FUGLY day and there's been a lot of floodingStay safe and and highway landslides
I said "Come on Georgia...let's go for a walk..."
Happy to report she is much smarter than yours truly and hopped up on our bed, yawned, and went for a nap...Good Girl !!!
Not going out for a walk with our four legged 'sponge', it's not a good look and although she's a husky and loves the cold, she's no dummy...unlike her Dad...
Stay safe and BAFTA
Now, where's that number for NOAH ?

I wouldn’t put the leaking roof leaking into the bath down to luck,claim it as excellent forward planning on your part

 

[DILLIGAF]

I wouldn’t put the leaking roof leaking into the bath down to luck,claim it as excellent forward planning on your part

100% spot on
Well done me...
Always look on the bright side of life
Now we're waiting for the high winds and expecting more power cuts after last weeks 2 hour outage
I'm off up into the attic, to see if I can where it's coming in
FFS, I'm too old for this shit
It's one of my favourite Tom Hanks movies THE MONEY PIT
This is me right now...

 

[MickyMcMick]

Hope it’s not too bad , and you could always bring the Christmas tree down with You save yourself a trip up there in a couple of weeks time and claim your just making sure it stays dry.

 

[Hoopy427]

Hate going 'off topic' but...
We are experiencing what the local news meteorologists, are calling a 'Weather Bomb' and another expression they are using is 'Atmospheric river'
All we know is that it's bucketing down and our roof has sprung a leak, fortunately though it's into the bath...every cloud and all that
We're also experiencing winds of up to 90 kmh, andwe're expecting another power cut later today
Fortunately, coming from Greenock, I have webbed feet (no comments) and I'm about to fit windshield wipers on our TV
It truly is a FUGLY day and there's been a lot of floodingStay safe and and highway landslides
I said "Come on Georgia...let's go for a walk..."
Happy to report she is much smarter than yours truly and hopped up on our bed, yawned, and went for a nap...Good Girl !!!
Not going out for a walk with our four legged 'sponge', it's not a good look and although she's a husky and loves the cold, she's no dummy...unlike her Dad...
Stay safe and BAFTA
Now, where's that number for NOAH ?

Want to go for a walk Georgia ?

NOPE !!!

Readjusts her sleeping position

I'll fix your roof Dill if you pay the travel time?

How do you get extension ladders on a plane?

 

[Vigobhoy]

Hate going 'off topic' but...
We are experiencing what the local news meteorologists, are calling a 'Weather Bomb' and another expression they are using is 'Atmospheric river'
All we know is that it's bucketing down and our roof has sprung a leak, fortunately though it's into the bath...every cloud and all that
We're also experiencing winds of up to 90 kmh, andwe're expecting another power cut later today
Fortunately, coming from Greenock, I have webbed feet (no comments) and I'm about to fit windshield wipers on our TV
It truly is a FUGLY day and there's been a lot of floodingStay safe and and highway landslides
I said "Come on Georgia...let's go for a walk..."
Happy to report she is much smarter than yours truly and hopped up on our bed, yawned, and went for a nap...Good Girl !!!
Not going out for a walk with our four legged 'sponge', it's not a good look and although she's a husky and loves the cold, she's no dummy...unlike her Dad...
Stay safe and BAFTA
Now, where's that number for NOAH ?

Want to go for a walk Georgia ?

NOPE !!!

Readjusts her sleeping position

She's got you sussed mate.

 

[Steviebhoy67]

I'll fix your roof Dill if you pay the travel time?

How do you get extension ladders on a plane?

Aye, I'll happily come with Hoopy to make sure your electrics are safe

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Aye, I'll happily come with Hoopy to make sure your electrics are safe

You need to go with him as it appears you are the one that actually does all of the work while Hoopy sits in the corner and supervises!!!

 

[Steviebhoy67]

You need to go with him as it appears you are the one that actually does all of the work while Hoopy sits in the corner and supervises!!!

Packing as i speak. Missus wasn't happy till i told her it was Dill. Think Hoopy is scared of heights(anything above 3ft )so I'll probably end up doing the roof repairs anaw

 

[JamSam67]

I'll fix your roof Dill if you pay the travel time?

How do you get extension ladders on a plane?

Put them in your Rucksack naw

HH

 

[Hoopy427]

Aye, I'll happily come with Hoopy to make sure your electrics are safe

I was hoping you'd come to do the roof, I'll be fucked if I'm going up a ladder!

 

[Hoopy427]

Packing as i speak. Missus wasn't happy till i told her it was Dill. Think Hoopy is scared of heights(anything above 3ft )so I'll probably end up doing the roof repairs anaw

Posted the other one before I read this one, you do know me quite well!

 

[DILLIGAF]

My wife is at the store..."Can you think of anything else that we need ?"
"Scuba gear"
We have had 7 1/2 inches of rain in the past two days, already and it's still raining like it's the end of the world

I'll fix your roof Dill if you pay the travel time?

How do you get extension ladders on a plane?

Don't worry, I've got ladders and I'll even come pick you up
Way cheaper that way
I'd fix it myself but I'm not allowed near power tools, or ladders any more...although I did go up into the attic this morning
Appreciate the offer though ;-)

 

[DILLIGAF]

Aye, I'll happily come with Hoopy to make sure your electrics are safe

Sounds like a plan...some of our outlets don't work...

 

[DILLIGAF]

Hope it’s not too bad , and you could always bring the Christmas tree down with You save yourself a trip up there in a couple of weeks time and claim your just making sure it stays dry.

A friend of mine was married to a police officer, but he screwed around on her, so they divorced
She told me that if he died in uniform the insurance money tripled
She used to tell him to put his uniform on, when he put up the Christmas lights

 

[Hoopy427]

SOunds like a plan...some of our outlets don't work...

Once Stevie's rewired your sockets I can resheet the walls after the explosion. Love it when a plan comes together!

 

[DILLIGAF]

Hope it’s not too bad , and you could always bring the Christmas tree down with You save yourself a trip up there in a couple of weeks time and claim your just making sure it stays dry.

Our tree is in the garage, so no fear of me falling off a fucking ladder...again...for the third time
I reminded people of the Flying Wallenda's..well, the flying bit...hence the reason I'm barred from ladders by my family members
3 months after my open heart surgery, I decided to clean the gutters...wtf was I thinking ???
Note to self...do not use the shop vac on the roof as it gets full of water and debris, and you cannot one hand an 80 Lb weight and stay on a ladder at the same time
Plus, in case you didn't know...gravity works...
I crashed down onto the deck (only ten feet below) and took out our glass topped patio table
landed on my side, then had the entire contents, wet leaves, and dirty water, cascade over me as I lay prone...
Yes, not one of my better days
And then 3 months after that, it was pruning our trees and again, a ladder was involved, the only hurt that time, was my pride, and the shoulder I fucked up with the gutter cleaning mishap
Stay safe muckers

 

[Smelltheg-love]

I'll fix your roof Dill if you pay the travel time?

How do you get extension ladders on a plane?

You can take the bhoy out of Greenock but you can’t take Greenock oot the bhoy

so with that in mind you can guarantee the boy fae Greenock has got a stepladder/ matching crowbar set

complete with mask

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Aye, I'll happily come with Hoopy to make sure your electrics are safe

I’ll come along to keep an eye on costs