The Deadner
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We actually stayed in the new frontier. Gilleys was the main bar.
We can all use a laugh
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The wee barra
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I asked my doctor, “Is it true masturbation is bad for your eyesight?”
He said, “You’re in Halford’s, mate”
He said, “You’re in Halford’s, mate”
The Deadner
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You need to put your foot down bigman and just tell her you're goin and that's it!I wid go in a heartbeat to America mate but I'm not allowed
The wee barra
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Yeah, you could always go with all your other divorced friends.
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Tony
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Can see why....I wid go in a heartbeat to America mate but I'm not allowed
I got stranded in Vegas in the late 70s due to a pilots strike or some shit like that , I had been staying in a youth hostel type place and told the bloke in charge I was getting short of cash ,he gave me a job cleaning the place for free board and gave me coupons for free meals at different eateries ,food was that cheap they basically gave it away .
Night time in Vegas is mental back then I saw Perry Como for $10 and Tom Jones $12
Night time in Vegas is mental back then I saw Perry Como for $10 and Tom Jones $12
Cairnsybhoy79
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Never stood a chance mate bastards waited till I turned 16 so I wid go infront of a jury instead of the panel not gonny go into it but the circumstances didn't deserve that just to end up way a couple of years probation anyway mateCan see why....
I was more angry with that than the actual trial Tony cause I had it all sorted to sign up to the army mate that was my out I fucked it
anyway on a happier note I can kid on I'm in Vegas put all the lights oot and the casino app on the imaginations a wonderful thing
Cairnsybhoy79
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I wish mate it was just a female problem cause it widnae be an problem
Hoopy427
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Not going to pry but if its a crime they (the US) class as one of "Moral turpitude" it would normally be ignored if the perpetrator was under 18 years old when it happened. Get yer tickets booked Cairnsy!Never stood a chance mate bastards waited till I turned 16 so I wid go infront of a jury instead of the panel not gonny go into it but the circumstances didn't deserve that just to end up way a couple of years probation anyway mate
26+6=1
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Same as that; hence chosen for comic effect. Wouldn't have been a pile of point in me saying Cookstown like
Cairnsybhoy79
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Back then It was 1996 mate a violent conviction put the blockers on going I'm afraid that blocked another pathway to get away being shit at school the army was my only out wen I realised that was not happening I just kinda went fuck it
ended up way more convictions hoopy there's no way I wid get in mate ever since I seen the grand canyon In an old western I always wanted to go as my wee maw says....wits for you wont go by you
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Tony
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well you wid flash in the male toilets ....hope you learned your lessonNever stood a chance mate bastards waited till I turned 16 so I wid go infront of a jury instead of the panel not gonny go into it but the circumstances didn't deserve that just to end up way a couple of years probation anyway mate
Cairnsybhoy79
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Cairnsybhoy79
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Aye I learnt aff the best Tony nugde nudgewell you wid flash in the male toilets ....hope you learned your lesson
The Deadner
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Aye it's a complete shithole altogether!Same as that; hence chosen for comic effect. Wouldn't have been a pile of point in me saying Cookstown like
Hoopy427
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Think there's also a exemption if your conviction or release was more than 5 years ago Cairnsy, might be worth looking into it if you really want to go.Back then It was 1996 mate a violent conviction put the blockers on going I'm afraid that blocked another pathway to get away being shit at school the army was my only out wen I realised that was not happening I just kinda went fuck it
Unless you tanned Navid's shop last month!
Cairnsybhoy79
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Oh see I thought it wid be harder these days mate tbh I've not had a conviction since 2005 it's worth a look.....as for naveedsThink there's also a exemption if your conviction or release was more than 5 years ago Cairnsy, might be worth looking into it if you really want to go.
Unless you tanned Navid's shop last month!
he was fine left him alone but rattled the offies 
DILLIGAF
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The pool party with the Lions was epic
At the dinner dance, we donated a professionally framed Celtic photo for it to be auctioned off for charity and we asked the Irish compere, if he could just say a few words, as it ws for charity and would only take a minute
The Lions were in the audience of 5000
Just before the 'Baund' started, my big mate went up and politely asked the green clad MC, only to be told in an irritated tone "Look lads, I'm about to do me act !!"
He was then politely told that no cunt was there to see him, and he should do as we fucking asked...he seemed to get the point, and was onboard with the idea, almost immediately
What a great week that was
Two weeks before I had been at Celtic Park and spoken at length, to John Clark
First night we're at the Frontier (which has since been demolished by the way) I walk into Mickey Gilley's and some one says "Hey, how you doing ? I met you a couple of weeks ago..."
None other than JC himself
The Lions are Legends and they know how to interact with the fans, as they started off as fans themselves
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DILLIGAF
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Our paths may have crossed
What a party that was
I went back and stayed at the Frontier the following year
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