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Another Vegas story ,
Used to work with a guy who was a bit of a Walter Mitty type character (liar) anyways after moving jobs I'm standing at the bus stop waiting to go home when along comes Jimmy after the pleasantries about the new job etc comes "been away your holidays yet" no says I knowing there was a story coming and here it is(this is an abridged version ) Jimmy and his Good lady had gone to Vegas and are out on the town one night and decided to take in a show the compare is doing the patter and says "anyone from Texas , anyone from Georgia , anyone from Scotland" up shoots Jimmy's hand "you Scots are all great singers "says the compare come up and give us a song so up Jimmy goes and is belting out some song when a guy comes onto the stage and starts to sing along "stall!!!"Jimmy shouts to the orchestra and turns to the guy "one singer one song " and the guy shuffles off after telling Jimmy what a great singer he was . Jimmy finishes his song to rapturous applause and goes back to his table with a bottle of champagne tucked under his arm when he sits down his wife says "why didn't you want to sing with Frank Sinatra".
Story finished Jimmy gets on his bus and the woman next to me says "I've missed 3 busses waiting for the end of that story 🤣🤣
 
Marky1956 said:
Another Vegas story ,
Used to work with a guy who was a bit of a Walter Mitty type character (liar) anyways after moving jobs I'm standing at the bus stop waiting to go home when along comes Jimmy after the pleasantries about the new job etc comes "been away your holidays yet" no says I knowing there was a story coming and here it is(this is an abridged version ) Jimmy and his Good lady had gone to Vegas and are out on the town one night and decided to take in a show the compare is doing the patter and says "anyone from Texas , anyone from Georgia , anyone from Scotland" up shoots Jimmy's hand "you Scots are all great singers "says the compare come up and give us a song so up Jimmy goes and is belting out some song when a guy comes onto the stage and starts to sing along "stall!!!"Jimmy shouts to the orchestra and turns to the guy "one singer one song " and the guy shuffles off after telling Jimmy what a great singer he was . Jimmy finishes his song to rapturous applause and goes back to his table with a bottle of champagne tucked under his arm when he sits down his wife says "why didn't you want to sing with Frank Sinatra".
Story finished Jimmy gets on his bus and the woman next to me says "I've missed 3 busses waiting for the end of that story 🤣🤣
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As I heard it,
Jimmy approached Frank and says," Heh Frank, my wife is a big fan of yours. We're having dinner here tonight at 9 o'clock.
It would be fantastic if you'd come over and say hello. She would be really impressed"
At 9, Frank duly arrives and says, "Jimmy, old buddy, how you doing?"
Jimmy looks disdainfully at him and says, "Fukc off Frank, can't you see I'm with the wife here"


I'll get my coat.
 
Cairnsybhoy79 said:
I wid go in a heartbeat to America mate but I'm not allowed 😡
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Fkn mental thing is if you have been charged for possession of a splif here then you cant get into the country but if you're in the country then it's legal to go buy ounces of skunk so its definitely true that saying " I've been in some states but ive never been in America "
 
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