lennono
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Skelfs Jammy, no splinters. you come fae Bearsden??
A thought it wis skelbs wen a wis wee
Skelfs Jammy, no splinters. you come fae Bearsden??
Remember the 5-1 St Mirren Game we had an outing to Leven Links we were the Worse for wear getting there on the Bus. But I remember passing a building and I said Jc and pinkA thought it wis skelbs wen a wis wee
Broonie sauce country Tic.Skelfs Jammy, no splinters. you come fae Bearsden??
Always hear them but ye never see them
Not so young JEDIAlways hear them but ye never see them
Wee feckers,they peckers!Not so young JEDI
'Woody' showed p ne sunny morning around 08:00
He starts knocking away
I go down and open the front door...nobody there
Few minutes later...'Knock, Knock, Knock'
Again, down to the front door..."WTF"
I stand with the door open and hear the sound again
It's coming from the side of te house, by the backyard gate
I look round the corner and there he is
Clinging to the house
I shout "Hey !!"
He looks down at me and starts drilling away again
FFS !!
I grab the garden hose and try to nail him with the water jet...nope
He flies away
I think OK, he's gone
I leave for a couple of hours and as I reach our driveway, I look up and he's attached to the house again
He flies away when he sees me going for the hose
Then I take a closer look and this is what he'd done in the few hours I'd been gone
We hear them around our neighbourhood, but we bought a plastic owl and put that on the roof, so that corrected the issue
Some of them s on light standards, or metal chimneys, and hammer away, trying to attract a mate
Loud as F
But I would never harm any wildlife
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They ll be makin their nest in there soonNot so young JEDI
'Woody' showed p ne sunny morning around 08:00
He starts knocking away
I go down and open the front door...nobody there
Few minutes later...'Knock, Knock, Knock'
Again, down to the front door..."WTF"
I stand with the door open and hear the sound again
It's coming from the side of te house, by the backyard gate
I look round the corner and there he is
Clinging to the house
I shout "Hey !!"
He looks down at me and starts drilling away again
FFS !!
I grab the garden hose and try to nail him with the water jet...nope
He flies away
I think OK, he's gone
I leave for a couple of hours and as I reach our driveway, I look up and he's attached to the house again
He flies away when he sees me going for the hose
Then I take a closer look and this is what he'd done in the few hours I'd been gone
We hear them around our neighbourhood, but we bought a plastic owl and put that on the roof, so that corrected the issue
Some of them s on light standards, or metal chimneys, and hammer away, trying to attract a mate
Loud as F
But I would never harm any wildlife
View attachment 8878
Not so young JEDI
'Woody' showed p ne sunny morning around 08:00
He starts knocking away
I go down and open the front door...nobody there
Few minutes later...'Knock, Knock, Knock'
Again, down to the front door..."WTF"
I stand with the door open and hear the sound again
It's coming from the side of te house, by the backyard gate
I look round the corner and there he is
Clinging to the house
I shout "Hey !!"
He looks down at me and starts drilling away again
FFS !!
I grab the garden hose and try to nail him with the water jet...nope
He flies away
I think OK, he's gone
I leave for a couple of hours and as I reach our driveway, I look up and he's attached to the house again
He flies away when he sees me going for the hose
Then I take a closer look and this is what he'd done in the few hours I'd been gone
We hear them around our neighbourhood, but we bought a plastic owl and put that on the roof, so that corrected the issue
Some of them s on light standards, or metal chimneys, and hammer away, trying to attract a mate
Loud as F
But I would never harm any wildlife
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No, we made sure there were no birds inside and repaired itThey ll be makin their nest in there soon
Some power in they beaks,can see how a burd woodpecker would be impressed with thatNo, we made sure there were no birds inside and repaired it
They move on to another location closeby
Lots of massive cedar trees for them to nest in
They were a mated pair and they came back every year, to the nearby woods, but this was the first time they decided to attack the house ;-)
No birds were harmed in the fixing of the house
Check out the noise
Some power in they beaks,can see how a burd woodpecker would be impressed with that
Interesting
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The Japanese professor of physiology or medicine, Professor Dr Tasuku Honjo, caused a sensation today in the media by saying that the corona virus is not natural. if it is natural, it will not have affected the whole world like that. Because, depending on the nature, the temperature is different in different countries. if it were natural, it would only have affected countries with the same temperature as China. instead, it spreads to a country like Switzerland, the same way it spreads to desert areas. whereas if it were natural, it would have spread in cold places, but would have died in hot places. I have done 40 years of research on animals and viruses. It is not natural. It is manufactured and the virus is completely artificial. I have been working for 4 years in the Wuhan laboratory in China. I know all the staff of this laboratory well. I called them all after the Corona accident. but, all of their phones have been dead for 3 months. It is now understood that all of these laboratory technicians are dead.
Based on all of my knowledge and research to date, I can say this with 100% confidence that Corona is not natural. It did not come from bats. China made it. if what I say today turns out to be false now or even after I die, the government can withdraw my Nobel Prize. but China is lying and this truth will one day be revealed to all.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasuku_Honjo
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It's one of many. If it was true he'd have been bumped offJust done a tiny bit of research there, Prof Honjo NEVER worked at the Wuhan lab, looks like some cnut trying to start another conspiracy pal.