Daughters first game Sunday. What was yours?

[Maria]

Aw michael. Our wee sugar plum ?

 

[The Shamrock]

But is he wee, Maria?

 

[Maria]

Shammy when i went into work today my pal said i couldnt believe you dug the boss about her restin bitch face it took everything to hold my laughter in.

I said was yesterday and was private convo between me n her she said i overheard and top marks that she was instantly cheery after it ??

 

[Maria]

But is he wee, Maria?

Im a good catholic ghirl and was meaning that in the cute stakes. Not the red meat steaks shammy ?

 

[The Shamrock]

Shammy when i went into work today my pal said i couldnt believe you dug the boss about her restin bitch face it took everything to hold my laughter in.

I said was yesterday and was private convo between me n her she said i overheard and top marks that she was instantly cheery after it ??

If anyone else said it they would probs be signing on by now. ???

 

[The Shamrock]

Im a good catholic ghirl and was meaning that in the cute stakes. Not the red meat steaks shammy ?

I meant his height, cheeky besom.

 

[michael duffy]

Naw.........waxin's a nightmare.

hey you!!!!!!!

 

[Maria]

If anyone else said it they would probs be signing on by now. ???

Aw for sure. It must be my belter of a ?

 

[michael duffy]

But is he wee, Maria?

that could be an ecumenical matter ghirls!

 

[Maria]

I meant his height, cheeky besom.

Sure ye did. Don’t listen tae her michael she’s pure checkin you out. A chic knows these things ?

 

[michael duffy]

ah the mysteries of a wummins mind,us bhoys don't stand a chance!

 

[Maria]

Must be that rocker genius of yours fallin off bar stools mid set. Drives her wild.

 

[Maria]

ah the mysteries of a wummins mind,us bhoys don't stand a chance!

Never in a million years.

You just cant keep up bhoys ?

 

[Anthony85]

ah the mysteries of a wummins mind,us bhoys don't stand a chance!

Never been able to work them out Michael who needs the eh??

 

[Maria]

To be fair. You confuse the fuck out of me too.

 

[Maria]

Never been able to work them out Michael who needs the eh??

Awright gay bhoy ?

 

[Anthony85]

Awright gay bhoy ?

?you know thats no true

 

[Maria]

Shammy where r u. Nd some back up ?

 

[Maria]

?you know thats no true

How do i know sugar? ?

 

[The Shamrock]

Is Anthony a friend of Dorothy right enough?