'Fuck Celtic!'

[The Shamrock]

Come on sp, that's some serious arse kissing. Don't fall for their small talk and charm. You're bordering on selling out!

You're just jealous cos he got some attention, Deadner. Tell us a joke?

 

[Greenghirl]

Serious minded only when he feels like it, GG. The rest of the time he's taking the piss oot the huns like everyone else.

I would expect no less Shamy. For a wee while I thought SP was a bit above it all, I thought he might be from Edinburgh fir a minute there. I’m glad to hear he’s no one bit better than the rest of us, I was worried for a wee while mind

 

[Spherical Planet]

Come on sp, that's some serious arse kissing. Don't fall for their small talk and charm. You're bordering on selling out!

Hahaha Hahaha hahaha

I was going to take your lead, TD and call GG big man!!!

It's no a matter of selling oot........it's a matter of preserving my life.

My Ma didn't raise no fools.........she dragged us up by the lugholes

 

[The Shamrock]

I would expect no less Shamy. For a wee while I thought SP was a bit above it all, I thought he might be from Edinburgh fir a minute there. I’m glad to hear he’s no one bit better than the rest of us, I was worried for a wee while mind

Worse than Edinburgh, he's fae Dundee.

 

[tictastic]

How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat?
She fits in your wife’s clothes

 

[The Shamrock]

How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat?
She fits in your wife’s clothes

???

 

[The Deadner]

What an ugly bastard

He has a face on him like a bulldog lickin piss aff a nettle!

 

[Greenghirl]

Worse than Edinburgh, he's fae Dundee.

Oh Jees he has ma sympathies God love him

 

[tictastic]

Boy asks his dad why his sister is called Teresa
“Well son, it’s because your mother loves anagrams and she also loves Easter, Teresa is an anagram of Easter”
“Thanks dad”
“No problem Alan”

 

[Spherical Planet]

I would expect no less Shamy. For a wee while I thought SP was a bit above it all, I thought he might be from Edinburgh fir a minute there. I’m glad to hear he’s no one bit better than the rest of us, I was worried for a wee while mind

Edinburgh???? Edinburgh???

That place is for peasants and plebeians, GG!

As stated previously, I hail from the Monte Carlo and Cote D'Azure of the North East.

A shining jewel in a stark and barren wasteland.

A city for the beautiful folk with our designer trackmarks and bespoke Indian-ink tattoos.

A city where the hypodermic syringes are tungsten plated and the cooking spoons are solid silver!

 

[The Deadner]

Hahaha Hahaha hahaha

I was going to take your lead, TD and call GG big man!!!

It's no a matter of selling oot........it's a matter of preserving my life.

My Ma didn't raise no fools.........she dragged us up by the lugholes

You're probably right, but you are lickin arse!

 

[The Shamrock]

Boy asks his dad why his sister is called Teresa
“Well son, it’s because your mother loves anagrams and she also loves Easter, Teresa is an anagram of Easter”
“Thanks dad”
“No problem Alan”

Someone's on form tonight, eh tic?

 

[The Deadner]

You're just jealous cos he got some attention, Deadner. Tell us a joke?

Knock knock

 

[The Shamrock]

Who's there?

 

[The Deadner]

Who's there?

Twoot

 

[The Shamrock]

Twoot twhoo

 

[The Shamrock]

Knock Knock

 

[The Deadner]

Twoot twhoo

Control yourself woman!

 

[The Deadner]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

 

[The Shamrock]

Duncan