The Deadner
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Duncan who?
'Fuck Celtic!'
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The Shamrock
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Duncan Make your grass grow.
The Deadner
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Knock knock
The Shamrock
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Who's there?
The Deadner
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The Shamrock
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Boo Hoo. ???
The Deadner
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Jaysus Christ, one minute you're whistling at me, the next you're crying. I'll never fuckin understand women!
The Shamrock
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Worse than Edinburgh, he's fae Dundee.
Feck all wrong wi Dundee, one of scotlands finest bands 'The View' come fi there, had a massive hit a few years ago, ye must remember it shammy.
I've had the same keks on, for four weeks now
I need some nitromors, to get them down,
My minds made up,
Geeza bag o' brown,
The Shamrock
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Just joshin, B. I've never been in Dundee. Must have lived a sheltered life.
tictastic
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A Glaswegian is standing in a bus queue eating a meat pie and chips, and this little yappy dog keeps jumping up at him and begging.
So he says to the lady that's got the dog, "Hey there, is it OK if I throw your dog a bit?"
And when she says "Yes," he picks the dog up by the scruff and paps the fucker thirty yards up the street.
So he says to the lady that's got the dog, "Hey there, is it OK if I throw your dog a bit?"
And when she says "Yes," he picks the dog up by the scruff and paps the fucker thirty yards up the street.
Spherical Planet
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Hahaha it's no the keks that's the issue, B......it's the undercrackers????
The View hail from one of the weirder places in Dundee (Dryburgh), probably explains the lack of personal hygiene, but the bag of brown is available on tick at your local ice-cream van!
FFS Deadner don't start I'll never understand women thread mate, I've only got aboot 8 gig spare on ma tablet.
The Deadner
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Come on big man spit it out, you obviously have some shit you need to get off your chest........
The Shamrock
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Oooft. You been taking the brave tablets?
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CelticRose
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Now now Deadner are you sure he’sa big man?
The Shamrock
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Hahahahahahaha
Spherical Planet
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Hahaha Hahaha hahaha back of the net.......Rose gets the winner in injury time!!!
That's it, I'm away doon ma dungeon where ma women know their place and keep quiet!!!!
The Shamrock
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Watch they don't get a little prick and go flying away now.
