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Maria
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tictastic
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Maria
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Fkin brilliant Maria!!! get intae thum!!
All day long babe.
Slightly perturbed at my mate deadner. Mibee he wants to look after me, aw shucks ?
The Deadner
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Now now Maria, i know you're tryin to portray a tough exterior, when in actual fact you're a big softy. Tell the truth, that woman shook ye up a wee bit. You're among friends now Maria....... Don't be shy!
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Maria
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Haha wherez ma ?
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Maria
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She probs turned up for her work with soiled knickers pal.
She wasnt at the school today go figure. ?
East end. Like a gie a fuck. ?
Next time yer on the lookout for a new handbag love. Gies a shout and i’ll help ye out ??
She wasnt at the school today go figure. ?
East end. Like a gie a fuck. ?
Next time yer on the lookout for a new handbag love. Gies a shout and i’ll help ye out ??
The Deadner
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Hahaha, fuck me, ye know me too well Maria. How'd ye know I was in the market for a handbag? Now I don't want any tacky oul shite, I want the real McCoy. What have ye got there? And I don't want the one ye stole aff that poor woman yesterday!
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Maria
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She’s fae the east end so hers is snide.
Me n mines are aw the real deal pal.
But i know yer a roy cropper man so ye’ll get shopper in the counties pal.
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The Deadner
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Now I'm lost!
The Deadner
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Who the fuck is Roy cropper?
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Maria
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Waiting to see how long it takes yer retort this time sweetcheeks. I reckon im in front
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Maria
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The Deadner
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Couldn't be arsed, just tell me
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Maria
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Nope.
The Deadner
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I don't think ye know yourself. You're just makin shite up now!
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Maria
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Oh really he’s a character in coronation street who has a smelted hairdo, wears an anorak and carries a grannys shopping bag. “The shopper” oh an wiz married to a bloke.
How you like them plums pal. ?
How you like them plums pal. ?
The Deadner
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For fuck sake Maria, I told you all that in confidence and you go and mouth it all over the place. Cover blown! Fuckin ragin!
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Maria
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Telt smelt. You wanted to bite the title. It bites back pal grrrr ??
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Maria
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Suits you sir.
Rabbit caught in the headlights sir ??
Rabbit caught in the headlights sir ??
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Maria
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Oh you do know that people on here now think you have been pm n me telling me stuff.
Thats how rumours start my irish friend.
Still all good in ma hood.
Thats how rumours start my irish friend.
Still all good in ma hood.
