Hoops obsession with Salty products

[Bridie Bhoy]

Toast butter and banana yes,
The other one sounds awful, next you'll be adding beans or chocolate

Oh - you have taken that too far.

i dare you to give a BBC a try - it is wonderful.

 

[Steviebhoy2]

Does our favourite wee Puthy Bhoy
Have a Serious problem with Salt injections
Yes if Tony Blunt chisels Soprano is to be believed.
he even hud bacon and sausage at a Hun getaway just 2 saltless days ago
Huz oor favourite Puthy hud the snip
And trying to hide his bawsurgone.
Goat this Fi a famous Spark ️ oan here
No names were gressed SB2
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HH Hoopy

OMG Sam. What a subject

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Oh - you have taken that too far.

i dare you to give a BBC a try - it is wonderful.

the BBC's i've seen on my Whatsapp kinda put me off
it's always the same one, was everywhere during lockdown

 

[Smelltheg-love]

OMG Sam. What a subject

Once you have a few and the only alternative is a conversation with the mrs, these threads are a lifeline

 

[Hoopy427]

Oh - you have taken that too far.

i dare you to give a BBC a try - it is wonderful.

As a porn aficionado a BBC is something I ain't putting in my mouth Bridie!

 

[Hoopy427]

You don't like tattie scones??? Whit? Are you not right in the heid? You've gone too far, mate. I kind of hope Classiless Clay turns up to sort you out for that sort of patter!

The things I've gotten away with saying on here but it's my dislike of the tattie scone that sinks me!

 

[Steviebhoy2]

The things I've gotten away with saying on here but it's my dislike of the tattie scone that sinks me!

Sorry Hoopy, I'm wi BB on this wan ya weirdo

 

[Tony]

Does our favourite wee Puthy Bhoy
Have a Serious problem with Salt injections
Yes if Tony Blunt chisels Soprano is to be believed.
he even hud bacon and sausage at a Hun getaway just 2 saltless days ago
Huz oor favourite Puthy hud the snip
And trying to hide his bawsurgone.
Goat this Fi a famous Spark ️ oan here
No names were gressed SB2
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HH Hoopy

chisels are like razors these days

 

[Tony]

The things I've gotten away with saying on here but it's my dislike of the tattie scone that sinks me!

Its official ,you are weird as fuck

 

[Smelltheg-love]

As a porn aficionado a BBC is something I ain't putting in my mouth Bridie!

i've had a few bridies in my mouth, but none from here

 

[Hoopy427]

chisels are like razors these days

You stole some cunts chisels, you dirty bastard!

 

[JamSam67]

You stole some cunts chisels, you dirty bastard!

To be fair he put thum back bluntit and took his new yin’s Kwality a real totti sconer

HH

 

[MickyMcMick]

Don't like BLTs either mate, hold the lettuce and tomato and just give me more bacon! Let's call it a BB!

The Horn just outside Perth serves the biggest bacon rolls wi The biggest pile of bacon outside of Denmark

 

[Steviebhoy2]

The Horn just outside Perth serves the biggest bacon rolls wi The biggest pile of bacon outside of Denmark

Do they cut off the fat tho

 

[Hoopy427]

The Horn just outside Perth serves the biggest bacon rolls wi The biggest pile of bacon outside of Denmark

Was in perth last week, missed that, fuck it!

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Do they cut off the fat tho

a must unless its burnt crisp

 

[MickyMcMick]

Do they cut off the fat tho

Canny mind Stevie I’m a greedy bassa grub dissna touch the sides

 

[MickyMcMick]

Was in perth last week, missed that, fuck it!

Next time Hoopy it’s just aff the dual carriageway

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

As a porn aficionado a BBC is something I ain't putting in my mouth Bridie!

I genuinely have no idea what you are on about and there is no way I'm googling it!!!

 

[TheVerdict88]

I dont like tattie scones, in fact I dont understand them, they have no place in a roll.
It's a vegetable ffs, youd never ask for a roll in bacon and some celery would you? Same thing if you think about it.

Celery and bacon is all the rage round our way. That and cheese with jam.