Hoops obsession with Salty products

[JamSam67]

Does our favourite wee Puthy Bhoy
Have a Serious problem with Salt injections
Yes if Tony Blunt chisels Soprano is to be believed.
he even hud bacon and sausage at a Hun getaway just 2 saltless days ago
Huz oor favourite Puthy hud the snip
And trying to hide his bawsurgone.
Goat this Fi a famous Spark ️ oan here
No names were gressed SB2
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HH Hoopy

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Does our favourite wee Puthy Bhoy
Have a Serious problem with Salt injections
Yes if Tony Blunt chisels Soprano is to be believed.
he even hud bacon and sausage at a Hun getaway just 2 saltless days ago
Huz oor favourite Puthy hud the snip
And trying to hide his bawsurgone.
Goat this Fi a famous Spark ️ oan here
No names were gressed SB2
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HH Hoopy

What a great thread, i was gonni try do a boxing one tonight, but i'll sit this one out
Hoops loves 'salty mayonnaise' i'm sure was his quote

 

[Hoopy427]

Does our favourite wee Puthy Bhoy
Have a Serious problem with Salt injections
Yes if Tony Blunt chisels Soprano is to be believed.
he even hud bacon and sausage at a Hun getaway just 2 saltless days ago
Huz oor favourite Puthy hud the snip
And trying to hide his bawsurgone.
Goat this Fi a famous Spark ️ oan here
No names were gressed SB2
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HH Hoopy

It was bacon and egg rolls, with extra salt.
The rest is true!

 

[Smelltheg-love]

It was bacon and egg rolls, with extra salt.
The rest is true!

Oof a few Magners down the road, that sound a treat, like a wee totty scone on mines though, a fan of the salty triangle myself

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

fan of the salty triangle myself

Oo-er missus!

 

[Hoopy427]

Oof a few Magners down the road, that sound a treat, like a wee totty scone on mines though, a fan of the salty triangle myself

I dont like tattie scones, in fact I dont understand them, they have no place in a roll.
It's a vegetable ffs, youd never ask for a roll in bacon and some celery would you? Same thing if you think about it.

 

[JamSam67]

Favourite song Salt of the Earth Rolling Stones
Don’t stroke his chin your not sure if it’s salt or ehm Mayo
But he’s a rogueable Love

HH

 

[JamSam67]

I dont like tattie scones, in fact I dont understand them, they have no place in a roll.
It's a vegetable ffs, youd never ask for a roll in bacon and some celery would you? Same thing if you think about it.

Eh Bacon Luttuce gather and Tommy toes
The healthy Scottish diet Bacon roll

HH

 

[The Deadner]

What a great thread, i was gonni try do a boxing one tonight, but i'll sit this one out
Hoops loves 'salty mayonnaise' i'm sure was his quote

Boxing.... now you're talkin

 

[JamSam67]

Boxing.... now you're talkin

SSH Lubo disny like Boxes

HH

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

I dont like tattie scones, in fact I dont understand them, they have no place in a roll.
It's a vegetable ffs, youd never ask for a roll in bacon and some celery would you? Same thing if you think about it.

You don't like tattie scones??? Whit? Are you not right in the heid? You've gone too far, mate. I kind of hope Classiless Clay turns up to sort you out for that sort of patter!

 

[Hoopy427]

Eh Bacon Luttuce gather and Tommy toes
The healthy Scottish diet Bacon roll

HH

Don't like BLTs either mate, hold the lettuce and tomato and just give me more bacon! Let's call it a BB!

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Don't like BLTs either mate, hold the lettuce and tomato and just give me more bacon! Let's call it a BB!

Bacon, banana & cheese! Now that is a fine mix.

 

[JamSam67]

Bacon, banana & cheese! Now that is a fine mix.

Wi Square Sausage an a Totti scone
Mm

HH

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Boxing.... now you're talkin

I've just made athread up, your timing's immaculate

 

[Smelltheg-love]

I dont like tattie scones, in fact I dont understand them, they have no place in a roll.
It's a vegetable ffs, youd never ask for a roll in bacon and some celery would you? Same thing if you think about it.

I feel for you m8, tattie scone is the shiz. I don't like stuff greasy greasy, so i do mines in the toaster
A bacon egg n tatty scone roll is a match made in heaven

 

[JamSam67]

I've just made athread up, your timing's immaculate

Ah the auld 1-2

HH

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Favourite song Salt of the Earth Rolling Stones
Don’t stroke his chin your not sure if it’s salt or ehm Mayo
But he’s a rogueable Love

HH

My faither used to get a slice of plain bread and mop the plate saucy delights
so it would work on chins tae Hoopy

 

[Smelltheg-love]

You don't like tattie scones??? Whit? Are you not right in the heid? You've gone too far, mate. I kind of hope Classiless Clay turns up to sort you out for that sort of patter!

WC this guy disnae like totty scones, ]
Ref sub, bring back TC for him

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Bacon, banana & cheese! Now that is a fine mix.

Toast butter and banana yes,
The other one sounds awful, next you'll be adding beans or chocolate