Giovanni De Stefano: legal counsel to the scum of earth. Any fucker that can list Paul Gadd amongst his list of associates has got bigger issues to contend with than Serbian war criminals.
Dundee is a fine place, Ard Ri. The folk are strange, but it's probably the Scottish equivalent of Cork City. It's Scottish only in the same way that Cork is Irish. Their both not quite in sync with the rest of their respective countries and that weirdness makes them all the more unique.
There's wee elements of the indigenous prod about the place, but nothing that a good swathe of 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th generations of The Diaspora can't handle.
Clarkes is the main bakery in town now, BB. They have a 24-hour place up Peddie Street and 4 or 5 shops throughout the town.
Teasers is long gone, but the ghost of it inhabits the Rendezvous and Rewind now.
I love my town. It's fucked up beyond all reason, but that's three-quarters of the attraction.