Spherical Planet
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Here's just my take on it, Stevie. He's an Uncle Tim in a wee portakabin.You don't do yourself any favors pal
He likely comes from a Celtic-minded family who just couldn't love his hun-like deformity (the purple pointy heid is a dead giveaway) and he likely got betrothed to a good Celtic lassie who found true love in the arms of a true Celtic man.
It's all left him a tadger bitter.........
Pessimism and procrastination are inherent in the Scottish psyche, but this twat takes it to psychotic levels and just loves to be loathed.
I would stretch out the green fingers of friendship, but I'm afraid that his deformed twelve-fingered mitt would leave my poor wee paw mangled and unusable and God knows, I need to keep my fingers functioning for obvious reasons.