The (insert any Scottish media outlet)
The Italian and Belgium leagues have suffered it. The highest bodies in world football, UEFA and FIFA, have had their fair share. But now its Scotlands turn.
A league and governing body that has done well (cough) to avoid the corruption and shame that has blighted our beautiful sport over the years now have an almighty headache.
This faithful and reliable journalist has uncovered a truly horrific story that is sure to send shock waves throughout the sports world.
After hours upon hours upon hours of painstaking journalism, I have come across a story on someones Twitter feed that even I find hard to comprehend.
While the likes of Mr Petrie and Mr Maxwell work tirelessly to make sure Scottish football runs like a Rolex watch. And Mr King and Mr Gerrard try to save the sport in Scotland by competing, successfully, with a team who are financially superior in every way, creating an unfair advantage in my opinion, we have Mr Lennon attempting to ruin it all.
This morning I have received word from a source (twitter) that Mr Lennon shouted at a player and made him upset......yes, you heard it hear first. Never in my 2 months training to be a journalist and 4 years bending over for lord traynor have I ever heard something so shocking.
This could be the straw that broke the camels back for Scottish football.
All we can hope for, for the sake of Scottish football is that Celtic are deducted 40 points, forced to sell McGregor to Leicester, Tierney to arsenal, made to apologise for having the mighty RANGERS relegated and finally, have all their previous 8 league titles stripped.
Only after all this is done will Celtic and anyone else, but mainly Celtic realise that you just cant shout at players and get away with it.
(Insert any Scottish journalist sucking jabbas dick)