Right I've had time to give this proper thought, even though big Ruth was up the duff im assuming she's the "man"
so I think she'd be full of judgement for anyone who actually had "one" so I think she'd be hard to please.
Whereas Sturgeon's man must be about 75, his last boner was probably when Archie Gemmill scored in 78 so I think she'd be grateful for the attention.
For those of a sensitive persuasion you'll read this and think sexist, woo I'm upset all that pc shite, but if you consider my post with the care it deserves you'll realise I'm actually considering the feelings of the "woman" so fuck right off.
(I'd still rather pump you mate, fuck it)