Man found under Moreless ' Car

[Ian65]

And your slagging my jokes ffs......that one must've had tae crawl oot it's fucking grave......whit's next carry on puns!

Ohhhhh matron FUD

 

[green sprig]

more-or-less allegedly out of tonights game due to a calf injury,,slippy missing yesterday from press conference,,is this a coincidence,or have we seen the last of the degenerate called more-or-less..

HH.

 

[Kakhanded]

Racist abuse. Sectarian abuse. Now someone trying to cut his brakes. Youd think hes about to leave and the media are writing their forced out story....
Question though. Doesnt he drive a Lamborghini?? Fair play to the cunt that's managed to squeeze under that to reach the breaks....then get out and manage to outrun a pro footballer to escape....maybe we could sign him

Exactly wat a was thinking he’s mysteriously got an injury so mite not play the nite and as u say the media gettin out in front wae ther he was drivin out story

 

[kelly]

if he drives a Lambo then the chances of anyone being able to get under are slim to none , also the whole underside of a lambo is panels so would need a shit load of torx sets to remove anything

a big made up story full of holes the jabba way

 

[Shadow2]

Ohhhhh matron FUD

And right on cue Bigian dusts the cobwebs off his best patter BELLEND

 

[Ian65]

And right on cue Bigian dusts the cobwebs off his best patter BELLEND

 

[50 Shades of Green]

I bet the cokeheed ran over someone and they are trying to blame the poor sod instead of drug testing him.

 

[Shadow2]

if he drives a Lambo then the chances of anyone being able to get under are slim to none , also the whole underside of a lambo is panels so would need a shit load of torx sets to remove anything

a big made up story full of holes the jabba way

Breaking news: Police Scotland release photo-fit of man wanted in connection with the alleged tampering of Alfredo Morelos luxury supercar.

 

[50 Shades of Green]

Hope Ryan Christie has an alibi

 

[Hoopy427]

Breaking news: Police Scotland release photo-fit of man wanted in connection with the alleged tampering of Alfredo Morelos luxury supercar.

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Fuckin typical, green and white shirt!

 

[Shadow2]

I bet the cokeheed ran over someone and they are trying to blame the poor sod instead of drug testing him.

*Rangers* statement - It is an old Colombian custom to run over pedestrians then accuse them of tampering with your brakes, it's a way of saying 'I've ran you over and I don't want to go to jail'

 

[Michael D]

Breaking News ...!!!!

Morelos in police custody after allegations he knocked down an innocent pedestrian. Instead of stopping he allegedly drove on with the poor person being dragged along underneath.. When he got home, he is supposed to have phoned the garage reporting a 'knocking noise' frae underneath his car.
It is understood that shortly afterwards, The Daily Ranger got hold of the story, beefed it up, distorted the facts, added a few made up quotes and then........
hey presto.....another Daily Ranger exclusive

The condition of the knocked down person is unknown at the this time but is believed to be critical. More importantly, damage to the car is said to be minimal.
His club has now issued a notice of injury and that he'd be unfit to play tonight.....unless, of course, they were to be getting fcuked wae 10mins to go..

 

[DILLIGAF]

With between 3 & 6 inches of ground clearance, I can only surmise the guy was suffering from Anorexia, to get underneath it
Absolute non story
File it, under Jabba's tales of things, which never happened

 

[Imatim]

To be fair a slithery snake could wriggle under the lambo.....I wonder where the Leicester serpent was today?

 

[The Galway shawl]

To be fair a slithery snake could wriggle under the lambo.....I wonder where the Leicester serpent was today?

Think it was a limbo dancer...somebody threw there stick under the car.....how low can ye get........I'll get ma coat.

 

[Shadow2]

To be fair a slithery snake could wriggle under the lambo.....I wonder where the Leicester serpent was today?

Licking his wounds after getting fucked oot the cup Imatim.

 

[Richybhoy]

This is how it is going play oot...to soothe the orcs.
Moreorless will be sold to Dagenham and Redbridge for £101,101 plus 5 match balls and 25 track suits.

Sevco will say, we were desperate to keep him and he was desperate to play for a team that definitely did not die in 2012. He has to put the safety of his family first after dirty Feinians threatened his very existence, we cried, he cried....but we had to let him go for the first offer that came in....his very life depended upon a move to Dagenham. The unseen nefarious Feinian hand has struck again... with the connivance of Vatican led SFA. It was Fenians what done it.

I don't believe a word of the story about a man under the arseholio's car. Not a word.

 

[boab1916]

This is how it is going play oot...to soothe the orcs.
Moreorless will be sold to Dagenham and Redbridge for £101,101 plus 5 match balls and 25 track suits.

Sevco will say, we were desperate to keep him and he was desperate to play for a team that definitely did not die in 2012. He has to put the safety of his family first after dirty Feinians threatened his very existence, we cried, he cried....but we had to let him go for the first offer that came in....his very life depended upon a move to Dagenham. The unseen nefarious Feinian hand has struck again... with the connivance of Vatican led SFA. It was Fenians what done it.

I don't believe a word of the story about a man under the arseholio's car. Not a word.

Jason Longmore

@jasonlongmore38

Replying to
@FrPaul_Stone
The guy most have been built like the side of a fiver

 

[Shadow2]

Breaking news - Police release image of the man suspected of tampering with the brakes on Alfredo Morelos Lamborghini and appeal for information on his possible whereabouts......



Well whit do ye know, turned oot the unseen fenian hand and the Vatican were involved this time

 

[TET]

Maybe he ran dude down?

Then papers decided to turn it into he was being stalked



He does like to boot people and the papers claim he is the victim
He likes to dive and they claim he just tired.
He gestures death by slit throat and they claim he is racially abused.

Body under his car. It was a stalker trying to frighten him out country?